Nicole Tran

She actually signed up.

I think that's a good enough time to end strong.

Right.

Tony knows better than anyone else here.

And honestly, I don't think I should be taking advice from the woman who's flatter than Amy Schumer's heartbeat is going to be in 10 years.

That wasn't great.

So happy to be back in Austin.

All of the good looking people.

People call Dallas the Big D, but nobody call Austin the Big A, because that name is already taken by Kim Kardashian.

When I go to the hairdresser, I say make me look like famous pop star like Kay Perry, Taylor Swift, and this haircut is Paul McCartney.

That's a pretty good joke.

My cousin Bing Bing say hello to you, Tony.

I have a cousin, her name is Bing Bing.

My cousin Bing Bing is only 5 feet tall, but she knows a hairdresser who can make her look 5'8".

I heard on the radio the news says there's a mattress in box spring in the freeway in West L.A.

I thought it was strange because Binh Binh said she wasn't moving until tomorrow.

I did a comedy show for women for recovery group.

I murdered that crowd.

I hope they recover.

I murder so much men.