Nicole Tran
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That means I used to like them before they fucked up their credit.
I had to stop fucking with them young dudes because when I turned 40, I realized there's some shit that don't work no more like my black.
When I cough, laugh, and sneeze too hard, I pee a little bit.
And I had this young dude roll me this fat ass loud blunt.
And for everybody that's the police, I'm a comedian and these are just fucking jokes.
But anyways, he rolled this loud blue and tried to go downtown on me.
And I said, stop, boy.
You can't handle it?
You're going to think I squirted in your face till you smelled that asparagus I had for lunch, boy.
That's from sucking dick too hard.
I'm looking for my first white man.
I ain't never had a white man.
Because I think all white men penises look like boudin sausage.
And I ain't racist.
I just don't like boudin.