Nikki Glaser

Always getting told I look like my dad, which no matter how hot your dad is. Yeah, you don't.

Always getting told I look like my dad, which no matter how hot your dad is. Yeah, you don't.

You never want to hear you look like your dad. I see it now and I'm like, okay, I'll take it because he is a gangly guy and you saying your hair is the thing. My legs I used to be really insecure about because they're more muscular and my sisters were just model thin. But now I love my legs. I get a lot of compliments on it and people are like, what do you do for them?

You never want to hear you look like your dad. I see it now and I'm like, okay, I'll take it because he is a gangly guy and you saying your hair is the thing. My legs I used to be really insecure about because they're more muscular and my sisters were just model thin. But now I love my legs. I get a lot of compliments on it and people are like, what do you do for them?

You never want to hear you look like your dad. I see it now and I'm like, okay, I'll take it because he is a gangly guy and you saying your hair is the thing. My legs I used to be really insecure about because they're more muscular and my sisters were just model thin. But now I love my legs. I get a lot of compliments on it and people are like, what do you do for them?

And I'm like, it's just my dad's legs. Like I just got lucky and it made me realize that so much of what I resent women for having is just same as my legs of like, I didn't do anything for them. I just was born with this and I just got lucky in this one. I have a dad bod for having my body. It gave me some perspective of when I attribute perfection onto people.

And I'm like, it's just my dad's legs. Like I just got lucky and it made me realize that so much of what I resent women for having is just same as my legs of like, I didn't do anything for them. I just was born with this and I just got lucky in this one. I have a dad bod for having my body. It gave me some perspective of when I attribute perfection onto people.

And I'm like, it's just my dad's legs. Like I just got lucky and it made me realize that so much of what I resent women for having is just same as my legs of like, I didn't do anything for them. I just was born with this and I just got lucky in this one. I have a dad bod for having my body. It gave me some perspective of when I attribute perfection onto people.

I shouldn't hate that girl for being hot. She didn't mean to be. It's not her fault.

I shouldn't hate that girl for being hot. She didn't mean to be. It's not her fault.

I shouldn't hate that girl for being hot. She didn't mean to be. It's not her fault.

And that's what I like to remember when I'm feeling ugly is like, Nikki, okay, so there's a lot of action going on when you wiggle your arm. The other day I looked at my arm in the mirror. I just saw straight on and it looked like a scrotum hanging, a ball sack. And my friends were like, no, it doesn't. And I sent them a picture and they were all quiet afterwards. Like they couldn't say no.

And that's what I like to remember when I'm feeling ugly is like, Nikki, okay, so there's a lot of action going on when you wiggle your arm. The other day I looked at my arm in the mirror. I just saw straight on and it looked like a scrotum hanging, a ball sack. And my friends were like, no, it doesn't. And I sent them a picture and they were all quiet afterwards. Like they couldn't say no.

And that's what I like to remember when I'm feeling ugly is like, Nikki, okay, so there's a lot of action going on when you wiggle your arm. The other day I looked at my arm in the mirror. I just saw straight on and it looked like a scrotum hanging, a ball sack. And my friends were like, no, it doesn't. And I sent them a picture and they were all quiet afterwards. Like they couldn't say no.

It does.

It does.

It does.

But I was like, If I could snap my fingers and not have that, I would. Clearly, I'm not choosing this. It's not my fault. Why do I have to feel like I failed in some way or I'm a bad person? I didn't choose this. I wouldn't want this. Yes, there's probably exercises I could do to make it go away, but I don't have time for them. That doesn't make me a bad person.

But I was like, If I could snap my fingers and not have that, I would. Clearly, I'm not choosing this. It's not my fault. Why do I have to feel like I failed in some way or I'm a bad person? I didn't choose this. I wouldn't want this. Yes, there's probably exercises I could do to make it go away, but I don't have time for them. That doesn't make me a bad person.

But I was like, If I could snap my fingers and not have that, I would. Clearly, I'm not choosing this. It's not my fault. Why do I have to feel like I failed in some way or I'm a bad person? I didn't choose this. I wouldn't want this. Yes, there's probably exercises I could do to make it go away, but I don't have time for them. That doesn't make me a bad person.