Nikki Glaser

I just get wrapped up in all the things I should be doing. You could afford a facelift. Why aren't you getting one? You could afford this laser treatment. Why aren't you doing it? Even the more money you make and the more opportunities you have to have avenues to look hotter... If you don't do them, you feel like you're failing in some way. And I hate that feeling.

I just get wrapped up in all the things I should be doing. You could afford a facelift. Why aren't you getting one? You could afford this laser treatment. Why aren't you doing it? Even the more money you make and the more opportunities you have to have avenues to look hotter... If you don't do them, you feel like you're failing in some way. And I hate that feeling.

I just get wrapped up in all the things I should be doing. You could afford a facelift. Why aren't you getting one? You could afford this laser treatment. Why aren't you doing it? Even the more money you make and the more opportunities you have to have avenues to look hotter... If you don't do them, you feel like you're failing in some way. And I hate that feeling.

Who could make the most babies for the village? Who could watch the pot boil? Who could take care of the kids? It all leads itself to do they have the hip to waist ratio that suggests they can carry more children? You want to get mad and think it's so vapid for men to assess us that way. And yeah, I appreciate you saying it's because I was a man and I was able to shift like that. I never arrived.

Who could make the most babies for the village? Who could watch the pot boil? Who could take care of the kids? It all leads itself to do they have the hip to waist ratio that suggests they can carry more children? You want to get mad and think it's so vapid for men to assess us that way. And yeah, I appreciate you saying it's because I was a man and I was able to shift like that. I never arrived.

Who could make the most babies for the village? Who could watch the pot boil? Who could take care of the kids? It all leads itself to do they have the hip to waist ratio that suggests they can carry more children? You want to get mad and think it's so vapid for men to assess us that way. And yeah, I appreciate you saying it's because I was a man and I was able to shift like that. I never arrived.

I was like, I just have to keep pursuing being hot or talented in some way, which I wasn't talented. That was the other thing I didn't find because I wasn't able to get big and loud and funny. because I didn't want people to go, well, you're also ugly. That wasn't an option to be big. So I just waited till I found a talent and I didn't have one until I started stand-up comedy.

I was like, I just have to keep pursuing being hot or talented in some way, which I wasn't talented. That was the other thing I didn't find because I wasn't able to get big and loud and funny. because I didn't want people to go, well, you're also ugly. That wasn't an option to be big. So I just waited till I found a talent and I didn't have one until I started stand-up comedy.

I was like, I just have to keep pursuing being hot or talented in some way, which I wasn't talented. That was the other thing I didn't find because I wasn't able to get big and loud and funny. because I didn't want people to go, well, you're also ugly. That wasn't an option to be big. So I just waited till I found a talent and I didn't have one until I started stand-up comedy.

Literally tried everything. And that was really frustrating.

Literally tried everything. And that was really frustrating.

Literally tried everything. And that was really frustrating.

I have the greatest parents imaginable. I think it's I had a mom that just never liked the way she looked and was never pretty, never thin enough. But I was really tuned in with celebrity culture. So all that stuff got in. I wanted to be famous. So it's like I need to look like Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston.

I have the greatest parents imaginable. I think it's I had a mom that just never liked the way she looked and was never pretty, never thin enough. But I was really tuned in with celebrity culture. So all that stuff got in. I wanted to be famous. So it's like I need to look like Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston.

I have the greatest parents imaginable. I think it's I had a mom that just never liked the way she looked and was never pretty, never thin enough. But I was really tuned in with celebrity culture. So all that stuff got in. I wanted to be famous. So it's like I need to look like Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston.

Not even hot. Very uncomfortable when someone's like lusting for me. I want the approval that comes with it outside of someone actually putting anything in me. Yeah, attractive. I just want people to be like, I want to be her. I guess that's what I want. Oh, that's so embarrassing to admit. No, we all, no. I used to want that. My parents, we love watching TV. I wanted to be on TV.

Not even hot. Very uncomfortable when someone's like lusting for me. I want the approval that comes with it outside of someone actually putting anything in me. Yeah, attractive. I just want people to be like, I want to be her. I guess that's what I want. Oh, that's so embarrassing to admit. No, we all, no. I used to want that. My parents, we love watching TV. I wanted to be on TV.

Not even hot. Very uncomfortable when someone's like lusting for me. I want the approval that comes with it outside of someone actually putting anything in me. Yeah, attractive. I just want people to be like, I want to be her. I guess that's what I want. Oh, that's so embarrassing to admit. No, we all, no. I used to want that. My parents, we love watching TV. I wanted to be on TV.

I wanted to be seen by them in that way and be like, wow, that's extraordinary. I'm an Enneagram three. So my worth is determined by if I am extraordinary. I do things that people go, holy shit, how could she do that? I was always like looking for that in terms of looks. I felt like that was the only way to achieve that. I was a fine actress, but just didn't get

I wanted to be seen by them in that way and be like, wow, that's extraordinary. I'm an Enneagram three. So my worth is determined by if I am extraordinary. I do things that people go, holy shit, how could she do that? I was always like looking for that in terms of looks. I felt like that was the only way to achieve that. I was a fine actress, but just didn't get