Nikki Glaser

I wanted to be seen by them in that way and be like, wow, that's extraordinary. I'm an Enneagram three. So my worth is determined by if I am extraordinary. I do things that people go, holy shit, how could she do that? I was always like looking for that in terms of looks. I felt like that was the only way to achieve that. I was a fine actress, but just didn't get

cast in things in high school and was like, that's the only way to be on TV is to act. And so audition for theater school didn't get into any and was like, what am I going to fucking do? I've said this before. I was like, I'm just going to have to kill myself someday because that is a failed life.

cast in things in high school and was like, that's the only way to be on TV is to act. And so audition for theater school didn't get into any and was like, what am I going to fucking do? I've said this before. I was like, I'm just going to have to kill myself someday because that is a failed life.

cast in things in high school and was like, that's the only way to be on TV is to act. And so audition for theater school didn't get into any and was like, what am I going to fucking do? I've said this before. I was like, I'm just going to have to kill myself someday because that is a failed life.

If my only dream in life is to be on TV and be a personality, like a performer, and I don't do it and I just have to watch people do it forever, I'll eventually have to kill myself. And that sucks. Oh, I have to do that someday. It was kind of like a thing I have to do someday. Like, oh, it's not now, but soon.

If my only dream in life is to be on TV and be a personality, like a performer, and I don't do it and I just have to watch people do it forever, I'll eventually have to kill myself. And that sucks. Oh, I have to do that someday. It was kind of like a thing I have to do someday. Like, oh, it's not now, but soon.

If my only dream in life is to be on TV and be a personality, like a performer, and I don't do it and I just have to watch people do it forever, I'll eventually have to kill myself. And that sucks. Oh, I have to do that someday. It was kind of like a thing I have to do someday. Like, oh, it's not now, but soon.

Yeah, a year. The first thing I was really good at was not eating. That was the first thing that I was like, whoa. Talk about getting confidence from something because this just came to me a couple months ago when I was trying to like think about what led me to do that and why did I stick with it and why did I get such a rush from it?

Yeah, a year. The first thing I was really good at was not eating. That was the first thing that I was like, whoa. Talk about getting confidence from something because this just came to me a couple months ago when I was trying to like think about what led me to do that and why did I stick with it and why did I get such a rush from it?

Yeah, a year. The first thing I was really good at was not eating. That was the first thing that I was like, whoa. Talk about getting confidence from something because this just came to me a couple months ago when I was trying to like think about what led me to do that and why did I stick with it and why did I get such a rush from it?

Because when you're coming up in diet culture in the 90s and early 2000s, being able to not eat is maybe the best superpower imaginable for a woman. Every person around me is trying not to eat the brownie, not having dressing on the salad. And I have no problem doing that. I get high from it. I struggled with my weight earlier on and was trying diets.

Because when you're coming up in diet culture in the 90s and early 2000s, being able to not eat is maybe the best superpower imaginable for a woman. Every person around me is trying not to eat the brownie, not having dressing on the salad. And I have no problem doing that. I get high from it. I struggled with my weight earlier on and was trying diets.

Because when you're coming up in diet culture in the 90s and early 2000s, being able to not eat is maybe the best superpower imaginable for a woman. Every person around me is trying not to eat the brownie, not having dressing on the salad. And I have no problem doing that. I get high from it. I struggled with my weight earlier on and was trying diets.

I was never fat, but needed to drop probably 10 or 15 pounds. I worked at a pizzeria and just ate too much and stopped playing field hockey and stuff. So I got a little bigger and people were starting to notice. So I tried stuff to lose weight. It was hard. I remember being like, I wish I could get anorexia. The same joke that most women make.

I was never fat, but needed to drop probably 10 or 15 pounds. I worked at a pizzeria and just ate too much and stopped playing field hockey and stuff. So I got a little bigger and people were starting to notice. So I tried stuff to lose weight. It was hard. I remember being like, I wish I could get anorexia. The same joke that most women make.

I was never fat, but needed to drop probably 10 or 15 pounds. I worked at a pizzeria and just ate too much and stopped playing field hockey and stuff. So I got a little bigger and people were starting to notice. So I tried stuff to lose weight. It was hard. I remember being like, I wish I could get anorexia. The same joke that most women make.

And then it happened because I got nervous about a boy who liked me. I had been really scared of boys and sex and I hadn't kissed a boy. It was my senior year of high school. I think I'd kissed one boy and it was a truth or dare thing. So it didn't count. It was a guy I really liked for so long.

And then it happened because I got nervous about a boy who liked me. I had been really scared of boys and sex and I hadn't kissed a boy. It was my senior year of high school. I think I'd kissed one boy and it was a truth or dare thing. So it didn't count. It was a guy I really liked for so long.

And then it happened because I got nervous about a boy who liked me. I had been really scared of boys and sex and I hadn't kissed a boy. It was my senior year of high school. I think I'd kissed one boy and it was a truth or dare thing. So it didn't count. It was a guy I really liked for so long.

I won a date with him because I rigged a singled out type contest at our school where I had my friends tell me who to pick because I wanted to pick this guy, Mike. And so I had them kind of do a signal to me. Oh, So I got a date with him and then he seemed to want to go on this date that I won for this charity school thing. We had like a date planned and I was so nervous about it.