Nikki Glaser

What I would say to my friends in high school when they started making out with boys and kissing them, I'm like, how is it that I can't sip from your soda because you're a germaphobe, but then you can make out with a guy who probably doesn't brush his teeth and have good oral hygiene? Like, I just don't understand what's going on here. And then how do we all agree—

You go on a date with a guy and you're on your best behavior and you're trying to look so prim and proper and make sure you don't have food in your teeth and your hair is perfect and your nose is powdered. And then you – within an hour, you're naked and grunting with this person and slobbering all over each other. It just seemed insane to me. And I think –

You go on a date with a guy and you're on your best behavior and you're trying to look so prim and proper and make sure you don't have food in your teeth and your hair is perfect and your nose is powdered. And then you – within an hour, you're naked and grunting with this person and slobbering all over each other. It just seemed insane to me. And I think –

You go on a date with a guy and you're on your best behavior and you're trying to look so prim and proper and make sure you don't have food in your teeth and your hair is perfect and your nose is powdered. And then you – within an hour, you're naked and grunting with this person and slobbering all over each other. It just seemed insane to me. And I think –

Doing stand-up was the first opportunity I got to, like, position this question to people and have people go, oh, yeah, that is kind of weird. Maybe you're not alone in thinking this is bizarre that we are expected to do this when we get older. I really didn't like that I was going to have to grow up and have sex. It terrified me.

Doing stand-up was the first opportunity I got to, like, position this question to people and have people go, oh, yeah, that is kind of weird. Maybe you're not alone in thinking this is bizarre that we are expected to do this when we get older. I really didn't like that I was going to have to grow up and have sex. It terrified me.

Doing stand-up was the first opportunity I got to, like, position this question to people and have people go, oh, yeah, that is kind of weird. Maybe you're not alone in thinking this is bizarre that we are expected to do this when we get older. I really didn't like that I was going to have to grow up and have sex. It terrified me.

And then I think when I finally got a mic in front of my face, I just couldn't wait to talk about the things I was observing that seemed just insane to me that we have to do or even want to do.

And then I think when I finally got a mic in front of my face, I just couldn't wait to talk about the things I was observing that seemed just insane to me that we have to do or even want to do.

And then I think when I finally got a mic in front of my face, I just couldn't wait to talk about the things I was observing that seemed just insane to me that we have to do or even want to do.

That's always been the goal is just to mention the unmentionable. And as I've dealt with, like, addictions and just problems with my mental health, it's like that's always the answer to solving it is admitting that there's a problem. So it's like I kind of stumbled into comedy as a way to cope with all these feelings.

That's always been the goal is just to mention the unmentionable. And as I've dealt with, like, addictions and just problems with my mental health, it's like that's always the answer to solving it is admitting that there's a problem. So it's like I kind of stumbled into comedy as a way to cope with all these feelings.

That's always been the goal is just to mention the unmentionable. And as I've dealt with, like, addictions and just problems with my mental health, it's like that's always the answer to solving it is admitting that there's a problem. So it's like I kind of stumbled into comedy as a way to cope with all these feelings.

And I found stand-up as kind of a rebellion to all those kind of awkward, silent moments or... Those looks of just confusion and almost disdain for the thing I just said. And now I'm like, oh, now I'm making money doing it.

And I found stand-up as kind of a rebellion to all those kind of awkward, silent moments or... Those looks of just confusion and almost disdain for the thing I just said. And now I'm like, oh, now I'm making money doing it.

And I found stand-up as kind of a rebellion to all those kind of awkward, silent moments or... Those looks of just confusion and almost disdain for the thing I just said. And now I'm like, oh, now I'm making money doing it.

I really don't even consider that. I feel so disconnected from being like a sex comic. I feel like more... that I'm just commenting on this thing that exists rather than talking about my own sex life. But I certainly do talk about my own sex life. I think it was tough because I think when I did go out there and date in the last few years,

I really don't even consider that. I feel so disconnected from being like a sex comic. I feel like more... that I'm just commenting on this thing that exists rather than talking about my own sex life. But I certainly do talk about my own sex life. I think it was tough because I think when I did go out there and date in the last few years,

I really don't even consider that. I feel so disconnected from being like a sex comic. I feel like more... that I'm just commenting on this thing that exists rather than talking about my own sex life. But I certainly do talk about my own sex life. I think it was tough because I think when I did go out there and date in the last few years,

Men were just scared that I was going to talk about them on stage and they should have been because I didn't really have good boundaries until recently around that stuff. And I was doing to guys the same thing that I feared they would do to me, you know, and I was always anonymously.