Nikki Glaser

But now that I found someone that I'm like, Oh, I get like wanting to partner up with someone and be like, this is my person. And also with my parents getting older, like I always just felt like I don't need to make a new family. I got my family. I like mine. But now my family is I see it in the future. They might not all be there. And I'm like, OK, oh, I got to make my own.

Like this is all just dawning on me now. And so for the first time ever, I'm like, yeah, I could get married. But it is because there's I could I could always get out of it. And my partner feels the same way. He's like, yeah, we could just divorce. Like, it's cool. And I think I like kind of talking that logically about it.

Like this is all just dawning on me now. And so for the first time ever, I'm like, yeah, I could get married. But it is because there's I could I could always get out of it. And my partner feels the same way. He's like, yeah, we could just divorce. Like, it's cool. And I think I like kind of talking that logically about it.

Like this is all just dawning on me now. And so for the first time ever, I'm like, yeah, I could get married. But it is because there's I could I could always get out of it. And my partner feels the same way. He's like, yeah, we could just divorce. Like, it's cool. And I think I like kind of talking that logically about it.

No, I can't wait till it's – I mean, obviously I can wait with everything that comes with menopause. But I think the cool thing about menopause is that it's like – No one's being like, are you going to do it? You know, like it's not a conversation piece. It's not like you still could. I don't like this kind of in-between area where it's still an option for me because I've analyzed it a lot.

No, I can't wait till it's – I mean, obviously I can wait with everything that comes with menopause. But I think the cool thing about menopause is that it's like – No one's being like, are you going to do it? You know, like it's not a conversation piece. It's not like you still could. I don't like this kind of in-between area where it's still an option for me because I've analyzed it a lot.

No, I can't wait till it's – I mean, obviously I can wait with everything that comes with menopause. But I think the cool thing about menopause is that it's like – No one's being like, are you going to do it? You know, like it's not a conversation piece. It's not like you still could. I don't like this kind of in-between area where it's still an option for me because I've analyzed it a lot.

I have a lot of friends that have kids and I just don't think it's for me. I don't. It just seems too hard. And that's really what it comes down to. I just don't think that I'll be that good at it. I think I would be good at it, but it would be at the sacrifice of other things that I really care about being good at. And I'm not even joking. I just like naps too much.

I have a lot of friends that have kids and I just don't think it's for me. I don't. It just seems too hard. And that's really what it comes down to. I just don't think that I'll be that good at it. I think I would be good at it, but it would be at the sacrifice of other things that I really care about being good at. And I'm not even joking. I just like naps too much.

I have a lot of friends that have kids and I just don't think it's for me. I don't. It just seems too hard. And that's really what it comes down to. I just don't think that I'll be that good at it. I think I would be good at it, but it would be at the sacrifice of other things that I really care about being good at. And I'm not even joking. I just like naps too much.

And I just, I love, I love rest. And I love being able to sleep when I want to sleep. And I like not feeling guilty that I'm not playing with something and not like... I feel guilty about being a not-good-enough aunt, and I didn't even choose to be that. So I can only imagine being a mother and the guilt I would feel constantly. I just don't want it. And I know I'm missing out, but that's okay.

And I just, I love, I love rest. And I love being able to sleep when I want to sleep. And I like not feeling guilty that I'm not playing with something and not like... I feel guilty about being a not-good-enough aunt, and I didn't even choose to be that. So I can only imagine being a mother and the guilt I would feel constantly. I just don't want it. And I know I'm missing out, but that's okay.

And I just, I love, I love rest. And I love being able to sleep when I want to sleep. And I like not feeling guilty that I'm not playing with something and not like... I feel guilty about being a not-good-enough aunt, and I didn't even choose to be that. So I can only imagine being a mother and the guilt I would feel constantly. I just don't want it. And I know I'm missing out, but that's okay.

I'm all right with missing out on that thing. I think my life will feel pretty—I have a lot going on that gives me purpose.

I'm all right with missing out on that thing. I think my life will feel pretty—I have a lot going on that gives me purpose.

I'm all right with missing out on that thing. I think my life will feel pretty—I have a lot going on that gives me purpose.

I have jokes, though, that I want to do that I can't because I don't have any family members with autism. That's the jokes I have. I can't. I have autism jokes because I've dated guys with it and they were diagnosed by me and TikTok, so I know that they have it. It's confirmed. But I can't do the jokes because I don't have any family members with autism.

I have jokes, though, that I want to do that I can't because I don't have any family members with autism. That's the jokes I have. I can't. I have autism jokes because I've dated guys with it and they were diagnosed by me and TikTok, so I know that they have it. It's confirmed. But I can't do the jokes because I don't have any family members with autism.

I have jokes, though, that I want to do that I can't because I don't have any family members with autism. That's the jokes I have. I can't. I have autism jokes because I've dated guys with it and they were diagnosed by me and TikTok, so I know that they have it. It's confirmed. But I can't do the jokes because I don't have any family members with autism.

I mean, I will say my nephew is two and a half and he isn't talking yet, so fingers crossed. But, like, I... We didn't get a diagnosis in time for this special, so. It's a bummer. I'll get canceled at some point. The canceled train is coming for old Glazed Talk for sure. And my nephew is gonna love that train. I got one in, I got one in.