Nikki Glaser

It's so funny to me that we, like just so you know, the idea of going on a date with someone and you're just getting coffee and learning about each other, but it's really to determine if you're going to like lick each other's genitals pretty soon.

Like, which is so crazy.

That's where you like pee from.

There's like pee and poo down there and we're going to like put our mouths on it.

Like that was what like in high school, I remember my friends started like blowing guys and I was like,

you did what?

Like putting your mouth where a guy pees from.

I couldn't even comprehend it.

No, it's crazy.

I thought my friends had like gone to the dark side.

I didn't understand how you could do that.

And it still fascinates me to this day that we get so animalistic.

We get so horny that makes us dumb enough to be like, I want to put my mouth down there.

Yet I wouldn't share a soda with a friend because they might have a cold, but I'm going to lick this guy's asshole.

Yeah, but like you, but that's what I learned.

I used to have a bit about it that like I used to, the way I was able to initially have sex was I drank.

Like I finally got drunk enough where I could get comfortable and feel at ease to like hook up with a guy because it was so scary to me.

And then I quit drinking when I was 24.

seven or something.

I forget.