Nikki Glaser
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It's been a while, but, um, 2011, I quit drinking and I just stopped hooking up.
Cause I was like, I just couldn't do it.
I was too nervous.
Like, and then I realized that I have to get horny enough to get drunk brain because when you're horny enough, you're just like, like if you've ever hooked guys get horny so fast, they act like cavemen when they're, they'll go from like having a normal conversation.
And then they're like, Oh,
And they're so gross.
But in their right mind, they would never make that face.
If you were like, make a funny face, they would never even make that face because it's so humiliating.
Yet they become that because their brain becomes stupid because their horny chemicals do exactly what drunk does to you.
So you have to then, to actually, for me to hook up, I would have to actually get horny, which was a foreign concept to me because I had never allowed myself to do it without alcohol getting in the way first.
it's happening so quickly for them and as a young girl you're like oh i guess i'm supposed to be enjoying this meanwhile like nothing is happening downstairs like a shout out to all the girls out there that are hooking up for the first time i'm talking like girls in their 30s sometimes who have not had an orgasm i have a friend that was like i don't think i've ever had an orgasm and i was like that's normal then you haven't because you would know you would know you would know i used to be that way too of like i i mean it feels okay it feels good because he's not gonna give it to you
You have to find it yourself.
It's crazy how fast they get into it versus us.
Like, it is truly insane.
Like, I... And it...
There I have done so many stand up bits about foreplay and how important it is and almost like how hacky that is to even say like a lady.
I always felt like an 80s comedian, like we need foreplay.
Men don't do because I would even hear about foreplay and women complaining about it before I ever had sex.
And I was like, guys hate when you joke about that.