Nikki Glaser

Like guys always go like foreplay.

I have to wine and diner.

And so I was always like, I'm not gonna be a woman that complains about that.

But then you start having sex and you're like, how are you guys not just like rubbing over my jeans a little bit longer before you go in?

foreplay to them is a blowjob and you're like but i'm still my pants aren't unbuttoned jeremy like where am i in this equation it's it's like please any men who are listening just like bring back dry humping make her beg you to put it in that's when you put it in because she will when she's ready but it's so awkward when they try before and you are not greased up and you feel like insecure like there's something wrong with me i'm menopausal or something

Like,

It literally, it happens, I'm not kidding you, like almost every time.

Like it is really rare we sync up.

And I have a, you know, a partner that I'm able to communicate with and has seen my act a thousand times telling like, I need more.

And like, I just, it's, but then you just, I think we're so conditioned and I still am is to like,

a man has a boner, like do something with it.

Like don't inconvenience him when he has a boner.

Like he doesn't want to like kiss your neck and like whisper sweet nothings when he has a boner.

Like this is a problem we have to take care of right now.

And I don't want to make him feel uncomfortable.

It's always so much about like, I don't want to make men feel bad or angry at me or resentful of me.

Bring toys into the bedroom, please, God.

Like, it's... Men, I always say, like, don't be threatened by it because it's... Like, your dick alone is great, but your dick... Like, is it... Let's say your dick's a B+.

Like, in terms of just sex with just us.

Like, you...