Nikki Glaser

I kind of set things up so that I can't be because I'm so worried about the roast or I'm so worried about the globes that it's almost like, oh, I have to do Stern, too. So it kind of takes away from that.

I kind of set things up so that I can't be because I'm so worried about the roast or I'm so worried about the globes that it's almost like, oh, I have to do Stern, too. So it kind of takes away from that.

I love when things happen last minute or they kind of just are thrust upon you. I don't like to have a lot of time to think about things because when I do, I freak out. So everything in my life is five minutes before every appointment. My assistant will be like, do you want 30 minutes between that? I go, for what? To think about what I've just done? So no, everything's stacked.

I love when things happen last minute or they kind of just are thrust upon you. I don't like to have a lot of time to think about things because when I do, I freak out. So everything in my life is five minutes before every appointment. My assistant will be like, do you want 30 minutes between that? I go, for what? To think about what I've just done? So no, everything's stacked.

I love when things happen last minute or they kind of just are thrust upon you. I don't like to have a lot of time to think about things because when I do, I freak out. So everything in my life is five minutes before every appointment. My assistant will be like, do you want 30 minutes between that? I go, for what? To think about what I've just done? So no, everything's stacked.

That's good, I think.

That's good, I think.

That's good, I think.

It's like either talk about anal or your addictions and your neuroses. Which are all the same thing, really. Yeah, they really are. They're connected. Yeah, they're all connected. Absolutely. I tend to underprepare so that when it goes poorly, I have an excuse. I think that's also why I stack my life is so that I don't have time to prepare. So I always have an excuse for when I'm not good.

It's like either talk about anal or your addictions and your neuroses. Which are all the same thing, really. Yeah, they really are. They're connected. Yeah, they're all connected. Absolutely. I tend to underprepare so that when it goes poorly, I have an excuse. I think that's also why I stack my life is so that I don't have time to prepare. So I always have an excuse for when I'm not good.

It's like either talk about anal or your addictions and your neuroses. Which are all the same thing, really. Yeah, they really are. They're connected. Yeah, they're all connected. Absolutely. I tend to underprepare so that when it goes poorly, I have an excuse. I think that's also why I stack my life is so that I don't have time to prepare. So I always have an excuse for when I'm not good.

No, I hate that you were like bracing for impact.

No, I hate that you were like bracing for impact.

No, I hate that you were like bracing for impact.

This is the worst part of my job is that I make people feel this way.

This is the worst part of my job is that I make people feel this way.

This is the worst part of my job is that I make people feel this way.

Ah, sometimes.

Ah, sometimes.

Ah, sometimes.