Nikki Glaser

And if my vibrator alone is probably an A, but together, A plus.

I can't get to the A plus with alone.

I need your dick too.

So you're contributing to the A plus still.

You're part of it.

You need to be there to make it an A plus.

Don't think it's just about the toy because it's not.

But so does my vibrator.

But together, we can change the world.

Like together, like...

toys need to be necessary when women are having sex without toys i don't understand it and maybe it's i'm dependent on it and like i can't if i didn't have a toy i wouldn't be able to masturbate i couldn't just do my hand oh no no i don't know i've had like some like dark days where like it dies and you're like we gotta get through looking at your toothbrush and like is that can i use my pulsar or will be like it has a vibrate on it i've done it but i've been happy like i've tried with the fingers like a couple times because it got so dark i know and i

can you not I've done it a couple times where it was like I really had to take my brain to an imaginative place and I did it but I don't choose that life and I don't claim that I couldn't do that when girls are I'm really like it's like speaking another language to me when I find out like you've ever found a friend like speaks fluent Spanish or Russian or something you're like what like you're like why haven't you been busting this out everywhere like that's how I feel about women who can masturbate with her but I feel like those are the girls that were fully having like squirting in orgasms in high school

And girls who were like, my friends were all masturbating in middle school and none of them told me about it.

And I felt so betrayed by like, you know, in my 20s, I finally was like, I started masturbating and they're like, oh yeah, I've been doing that since I was 11.

I go, 11?

Why didn't you, we talked about everything.

Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't even, it didn't even occur to me.

Yes.

So I didn't know there was like an option for women.