Nikki Glaser

Like you don't need to be hot.

Like you, why do you care about looking hot?

And I'm like, well, I'm a, I'm a brand too.

And also I like being on TV and I know what T I'm smart.

And I know what works on TV.

And people would say, but you're like Joan Rivers.

Like you don't need to be pretty.

And I'm like,

Joan would be so fucking offended by that, by the way.

Joan was so smart, one of the best joke writers of all time, best comedians of all time.

And she was obsessed with her looks, obsessed because she knew that's what mattered.

And she felt ugly coming up and she would make fun of her looks.

And people think she's ugly because she would call herself ugly and they felt like they could.

And my joke was like, I do want to be Joan Rivers because I plan on dying on an operating table too, which she did.

She died undergoing a procedure, a medical procedure.

And to stay to look younger.

It was on her vocal cords, but it was like about appearing younger.

And it is important, unfortunately.

That is so nice.

I would say I'm not trying to be like a trailblazer of like women can be sexy and funny.