Nikki Glaser

I just, I like, I like pretty girls on TV.

I always wanted to be one of them and I wasn't in high school.

Like I always like aspired to that.

And so it's just when I have the ability to dress up and hire stylists who can elevate me and glam teams to like make me the best looking version of myself, why wouldn't I utilize that?

Like, it's kind of fun, but I will say that, um,

I, you know, the first comedian that I saw that I was like, I want to be like her was Sarah Silverman.

And what I loved about Sarah Silverman was that she was stunning.

She was so pretty.

And like every guy I knew was like, I fucking love her and like wanted to bang her.

She was adorable.

She was so approachable to women, too.

She was so pretty, so stunning, so cool.

cool and nice seeming, but she also said horrible things and like really dirty, crass, like things, but she also had this likability.

And I was like, I'm really attracted to that where it's like, you can, you can look a certain way, but the stuff that comes out of your mouth is almost, you get away with more because of how you present.

Not that it was ever intentional, but I, I, I always, you know, I, I have to admit like it was,

it was important I never felt pretty when I was young and it was always something that bothered me that I felt it was unfair and unjust that my sister was the pretty one and I wasn't and I really resented it and I have a complex about it and so it's something that when I have the means to do so I pursue I'm not doing everything I can I'll tell you that like there's a lot of stuff I'm not doing okay hold on because you yes you have been so open about what you like some of the things that you've gotten done what is on your wish list

I mean, a facelift for sure is going to happen in the next, you know, two to five years.

Like, without question.

Because, I mean, I went the other day.

I got a little filler in my upper lip.