Nikki Glaser

Yeah. And I got busted. Like a girl saw me and was like, why don't you stop picking your nose? You know where you could tell it was bothering her and then she's like, she screams it. And so there were a lot of moments like that in school where I would be quietly doing something disgusting and then it would just annoy someone enough. Like I was taking pencils from this kid.

Yeah. And I got busted. Like a girl saw me and was like, why don't you stop picking your nose? You know where you could tell it was bothering her and then she's like, she screams it. And so there were a lot of moments like that in school where I would be quietly doing something disgusting and then it would just annoy someone enough. Like I was taking pencils from this kid.

I never had my school supplies, not because my parents didn't provide it, but because I was just ADD. So I was always borrowing pencils and paper from my friend Ray and He would always give it to me every single day. He never didn't. And it was almost like I was annoying him. So one day I just took it. And I remember he saw me because I was like, you're going to give it to me.

I never had my school supplies, not because my parents didn't provide it, but because I was just ADD. So I was always borrowing pencils and paper from my friend Ray and He would always give it to me every single day. He never didn't. And it was almost like I was annoying him. So one day I just took it. And I remember he saw me because I was like, you're going to give it to me.

I never had my school supplies, not because my parents didn't provide it, but because I was just ADD. So I was always borrowing pencils and paper from my friend Ray and He would always give it to me every single day. He never didn't. And it was almost like I was annoying him. So one day I just took it. And I remember he saw me because I was like, you're going to give it to me.

And he was like, why don't you get your own pencil, you bucktooth beaver? Go in the woods and gnaw down a tree. Oh, my God. And I had...

And he was like, why don't you get your own pencil, you bucktooth beaver? Go in the woods and gnaw down a tree. Oh, my God. And I had...

And he was like, why don't you get your own pencil, you bucktooth beaver? Go in the woods and gnaw down a tree. Oh, my God. And I had...

really messed up my teeth were going out hard and the whole class heard even my teacher laughed oh no your teacher she validated i was like but i still need lead i found some kind of inaccuracy in the joke i was like it's a false premise because pencils are more than just wood anyway And then I just learned just be invisible because people will call out why you're ugly. And so I was quiet.

really messed up my teeth were going out hard and the whole class heard even my teacher laughed oh no your teacher she validated i was like but i still need lead i found some kind of inaccuracy in the joke i was like it's a false premise because pencils are more than just wood anyway And then I just learned just be invisible because people will call out why you're ugly. And so I was quiet.

really messed up my teeth were going out hard and the whole class heard even my teacher laughed oh no your teacher she validated i was like but i still need lead i found some kind of inaccuracy in the joke i was like it's a false premise because pencils are more than just wood anyway And then I just learned just be invisible because people will call out why you're ugly. And so I was quiet.

This was fifth grade and seventh grade. And then by the time I got to high school, I was invisible because I just didn't want the boys making a joke about me.

This was fifth grade and seventh grade. And then by the time I got to high school, I was invisible because I just didn't want the boys making a joke about me.

This was fifth grade and seventh grade. And then by the time I got to high school, I was invisible because I just didn't want the boys making a joke about me.

It was teeth that continues. I still see weird things with them. You have perfect teeth. Are they veneers, man? No, but I do a thing. Please, everyone listening, don't get veneers. My friends who have done it regret it. If there is an apocalypse or something, your teeth will fall out and you will have nubs and you have no one to fix them.

It was teeth that continues. I still see weird things with them. You have perfect teeth. Are they veneers, man? No, but I do a thing. Please, everyone listening, don't get veneers. My friends who have done it regret it. If there is an apocalypse or something, your teeth will fall out and you will have nubs and you have no one to fix them.

It was teeth that continues. I still see weird things with them. You have perfect teeth. Are they veneers, man? No, but I do a thing. Please, everyone listening, don't get veneers. My friends who have done it regret it. If there is an apocalypse or something, your teeth will fall out and you will have nubs and you have no one to fix them.

The nubs are disturbing. They fall out. A lot of people doing it and getting approved to do it way too soon. They're not trained. Do you know

The nubs are disturbing. They fall out. A lot of people doing it and getting approved to do it way too soon. They're not trained. Do you know

The nubs are disturbing. They fall out. A lot of people doing it and getting approved to do it way too soon. They're not trained. Do you know