Nikki Glaser

And it makes you look better.

And it is expensive.

But you would never imagine having to hide that you got highlights.

But that used to be a thing that women were ashamed of.

Completely.

Did a box dye on their hair.

And if a guy freaks out, they're just scared you're going to leave them.

They're insecure that you're going to leave them because you're going to be too hot.

That is such a red flag if a guy's like...

no, you're beautiful the way you are.

I get that.

And I do believe that some guys are like, I don't change your face.

I love the way your face is.

But there's a secret part of me that thinks when guys are like, don't get anything done is like, don't upgrade because I can only have you if you look this way and you would leave me if you could upgrade because I'm not good enough for you.

It's so fucking true.

And that's what's going on most of the time.

Like,

I always just see like – this is a separate issue, but like, you know, like I've been in relationships like this before where you get really dressed up and the guy like won't say anything.

And you know he notices.

Like you look stunning and you've just worked on it.