Nikki Glaser

I'm like, maybe it is.

Maybe I'm not enough and I feel like he has to have more.

But it's – there's probably a sadness to it.

But I just – it's just what I'm into and I can't help it.

And I'm not trying to be cool.

Believe me, when I've been single, guys are not into this.

It sounds like a dream.

Like, I could date a woman and fuck other girls.

Like, that sounds like a dream.

Guys really like to be – like, they like girls to be jealous and to, like, kind of boss them around.

Like, I want you.

If they're too free, they're kind of like –

what like they don't like they think they like it but i assure you this isn't getting me guys like this interesting it's never like been a pitch for me to be like look how cool i am why don't you date me because you can do whatever you want like it doesn't they don't like it we what are your friends think about this

They're used to it at this point.

They're just like, they marvel at it because I have one friend who has, you know, been cheated on before.

So she like experiences a lot of jealousy in her life.

And she has this like amazing husband who would fucking never cheat on her.

Like we just, I just know that about him.

He's like the most decent guy, but she still gets jealous about, you know, him hanging out with past girlfriends or like a therapist who's a little too touchy or stuff like that.

And I go- Wait, hold on.