Nikki Glaser

Yeah, like just a creepy therapist.

Like definitely a therapist that I'm just like, get her out of his life.

like immediately but so casually that happens all the time like a like a masseuse or like a literal thing no like a literal therapist wait what this one French this is a friend of mine she also went to a couples therapist one time and I wanted I put this in a script once because it was so funny but she was going to a couples therapist to like save her marriage and they they divorced eventually but this therapist was so into her husband at one point um they asked her the therapist asked her something and she's like

Well, I don't know.

My friend answered, I don't know.

And the therapist just put her hand on his leg and goes, we just can't get through to her, can we?

And they both had a moment.

I was just like, ugh.

So anyway, this friend has had jealousy before.

And I said to my friend, I go, if you could make it so that no women were attracted to your husband, you snap your fingers and no woman on earth will ever be sexually attracted to your husband, would you do it?

And she was like, in a heartbeat, I would love that.

And I was like, that would be my nightmare.

You don't need to be like, stay with me.

You're just like, hey, come over here.

He can go smell a bush.

And he'll like come right to you.

Like there's nothing cooler than an off leash dog.

And that's what I want in a boyfriend is like, I know I'm the master.

Like if my boyfriend were to like fool around with someone else, I would need that girl to know like,

Do you know who's in charge though?