Nikki Glaser

You talk about it maybe to your friend behind her back.

But don't say it to her face.

The only reason anyone ever insults you is because they like what you did and they're threatened.

It's such a good fucking point.

And you need to remember it because girls are always like, she said the meanest thing to me.

And I'm like, it's not because your hair's busted.

It's not because you look bad.

It's because she's jealous.

Down because you like you're looking to him for all your confidence because he has created a world in which no other men can compliment you.

So he's your only source of getting any kind of positivity about your sexuality.

Because if you posted a bikini pic on Instagram and guys commented, he would call you a whore or be jealous of that.

So you can't search for anywhere else.

No, you're completely beholden to him.

And your only person that's giving it to you isn't.

And you feel like I must be disgusting.

And so then you're trapped in that.

On and off.

Because...

I think if any couples being really honest, they would be on and off too.

If you could really take a break from your husband, not you, but like in a general you, you maybe would.