Nikki Glaser

You should be consistent with your friendships.

They should all like fit a criteria of like,

you know sometimes we have friends that are like good for just one-on-one and like we have friends for different things but like i and and girls are so desperate for girlfriends it's really hard especially in the midwest if you're working a desk job to like how to meet people i feel like i meet a lot of people so i'm like i'm so happy to give my friends who might not meet these other interesting girls like new friends and like it's it's incredible it's the most fun i like i met a girl yesterday who i had lunch with and i was on girls chat like i think i have a new girl for our girls trips

What is the group chat's name?

It's just called girls.

Oh, no, it's called Angels Angels because we went on a yacht one time that my friend got us and the captain's name was Angel and we were Angels Angels for the day.

What was something that we said?

Like, I would say...

I would say just like making fun of people that have wronged us, like going really hard and saying some really mean stuff that I'm like that we have to sometimes start doing like a code name because it's like that.

And it only would get canceled because people would be so shocked at how like they wouldn't be shocked at me because I roast.

But like I roast pretty hard in there, like stuff that I would never say it like an actual roast.

Oh, my friends thought she broke her husband's dick the other day.

Okay.

And she said it was like a train car pileup.

She like sent a picture of like when a train derails and it's like, and that was really funny.

And we were all giving her advice about what to do for that because he was like, I don't want to get it checked out.

Like he was so embarrassed.

And she was like, I heard it snap.

I think it broke his dick.

It like slipped out and she like went in and it like went against her stomach and like was like, but you can do it.