Nikki Glaser

She like Googled it.

And it was, so we gave her advice about like telling him to go get it looked at, but he never did.

I guess it's fine.

No, not even pre-approval.

That's where they go.

You know, like, that's where they're ending up.

Like, that's where... Yeah, like, you know, the other day, my friend was talking about, you know...

I have a lot of friends who have had babies and like their stomachs are just like not going back to the way they were because the muscles get pulled out.

And my friend is like, I need to get a tummy tuck, but they can't even fix this.

And she was showing her belly and it just looked like she ate a skinny girl who ate a sandwich.

And so there was a day on chat where we were all just taking the gnarliest, pushing our stomachs out, distended as much as possible.

And that was one where I did crop off my head just in case something leaked that I could like deny that it was me.

But you could probably tell by my faded spray tan that it was.

Is this herpes or a ingrown hair?

I've many of those.

Yeah, that is that's it's like medical diagnoses are the new.

Perfect.

Do your friends think you're funny?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.