Nikki Glaser

I'm not the most famous person here. So there won't be that many jokes about me. And that's how it ended up. But the next one, I feel like I'm a little bit more famous. Figure target. Yeah, bigger target next time. So it's going to have to be someone really, really good for me to do it again. It hurts a lot.

I'm not the most famous person here. So there won't be that many jokes about me. And that's how it ended up. But the next one, I feel like I'm a little bit more famous. Figure target. Yeah, bigger target next time. So it's going to have to be someone really, really good for me to do it again. It hurts a lot.

I'm not the most famous person here. So there won't be that many jokes about me. And that's how it ended up. But the next one, I feel like I'm a little bit more famous. Figure target. Yeah, bigger target next time. So it's going to have to be someone really, really good for me to do it again. It hurts a lot.

I don't read any comments about myself. I've been sober from comments, which I think should be a thing.

I don't read any comments about myself. I've been sober from comments, which I think should be a thing.

I don't read any comments about myself. I've been sober from comments, which I think should be a thing.

I don't think the general public has too many trolls in their comments. But if you're a celebrity...

I don't think the general public has too many trolls in their comments. But if you're a celebrity...

I don't think the general public has too many trolls in their comments. But if you're a celebrity...

That's just a simple block. But I can post things now and not go back. How many likes does it have? Because I just go, it's none of your business anymore. And you don't get to read anything because I can't handle it. It will destroy me.

That's just a simple block. But I can post things now and not go back. How many likes does it have? Because I just go, it's none of your business anymore. And you don't get to read anything because I can't handle it. It will destroy me.

That's just a simple block. But I can post things now and not go back. How many likes does it have? Because I just go, it's none of your business anymore. And you don't get to read anything because I can't handle it. It will destroy me.

Yes, that's so it. When I write Rose, I'm like, what would I want not said about me? And how do I say that about someone else? Like, how do I find the thing about this person that they look in the mirror and hate about themselves? It's a horrible way to think, but I'm able to go there because I go there for myself.

Yes, that's so it. When I write Rose, I'm like, what would I want not said about me? And how do I say that about someone else? Like, how do I find the thing about this person that they look in the mirror and hate about themselves? It's a horrible way to think, but I'm able to go there because I go there for myself.

Yes, that's so it. When I write Rose, I'm like, what would I want not said about me? And how do I say that about someone else? Like, how do I find the thing about this person that they look in the mirror and hate about themselves? It's a horrible way to think, but I'm able to go there because I go there for myself.

I don't burn people unless I'm hired to do it. Even the Golden Globes wasn't a burn fest because those people weren't signing up for a roast. So it was very gentle. I think the worst thing I said was to Benny Blanco, but I got his permission to. I wrote to Eric Andre, who I heard knows him. And he put us on a text chat together. I sent him a voice memo of the joke. And he said, I'm cool with it.

I don't burn people unless I'm hired to do it. Even the Golden Globes wasn't a burn fest because those people weren't signing up for a roast. So it was very gentle. I think the worst thing I said was to Benny Blanco, but I got his permission to. I wrote to Eric Andre, who I heard knows him. And he put us on a text chat together. I sent him a voice memo of the joke. And he said, I'm cool with it.

I don't burn people unless I'm hired to do it. Even the Golden Globes wasn't a burn fest because those people weren't signing up for a roast. So it was very gentle. I think the worst thing I said was to Benny Blanco, but I got his permission to. I wrote to Eric Andre, who I heard knows him. And he put us on a text chat together. I sent him a voice memo of the joke. And he said, I'm cool with it.

Let me run it by Selena. And so I got permission. But I would never have done that joke. I said, you know, Selena Gomez is here with Benny Blanco, her new fiance. And Benny Blanco is here because of the genie who granted him that wish. That was the mean one.

Let me run it by Selena. And so I got permission. But I would never have done that joke. I said, you know, Selena Gomez is here with Benny Blanco, her new fiance. And Benny Blanco is here because of the genie who granted him that wish. That was the mean one.