Nikki Glaser

Let me run it by Selena. And so I got permission. But I would never have done that joke. I said, you know, Selena Gomez is here with Benny Blanco, her new fiance. And Benny Blanco is here because of the genie who granted him that wish. That was the mean one.

I did not know that. I would have done that on a roast if he was on the dais. He's just sitting there. He can't heckle me back. He knows the rules. Kimmel actually gave me advice saying like, hey, reach out to people. If you have a joke that you're a little bit worried about, because I just wouldn't have done it otherwise. There's no way I would have risked making him feel uncomfortable.

I did not know that. I would have done that on a roast if he was on the dais. He's just sitting there. He can't heckle me back. He knows the rules. Kimmel actually gave me advice saying like, hey, reach out to people. If you have a joke that you're a little bit worried about, because I just wouldn't have done it otherwise. There's no way I would have risked making him feel uncomfortable.

I did not know that. I would have done that on a roast if he was on the dais. He's just sitting there. He can't heckle me back. He knows the rules. Kimmel actually gave me advice saying like, hey, reach out to people. If you have a joke that you're a little bit worried about, because I just wouldn't have done it otherwise. There's no way I would have risked making him feel uncomfortable.

And even when I told him the joke, you kind of feel like, oh... But I presented it like, by the way, I think you're awesome. I think you're hot. I'm talking about a thing that I think you are aware of that I think you've even partaken in. I've heard him in podcasts talk about him with Selena. I think Santino went hard on him once. And so I think he was already aware.

And even when I told him the joke, you kind of feel like, oh... But I presented it like, by the way, I think you're awesome. I think you're hot. I'm talking about a thing that I think you are aware of that I think you've even partaken in. I've heard him in podcasts talk about him with Selena. I think Santino went hard on him once. And so I think he was already aware.

And even when I told him the joke, you kind of feel like, oh... But I presented it like, by the way, I think you're awesome. I think you're hot. I'm talking about a thing that I think you are aware of that I think you've even partaken in. I've heard him in podcasts talk about him with Selena. I think Santino went hard on him once. And so I think he was already aware.

So I was a little bit nervous to even tell him it. But if I would have not liked him and really felt that way, I don't think I would have been able to say it. I think she scored with him. To be honest with you, I felt like it was a mutual thing. So it came from a good place. But people show up in my shows wanting to be roasted. I don't really like roasting people on the fly.

So I was a little bit nervous to even tell him it. But if I would have not liked him and really felt that way, I don't think I would have been able to say it. I think she scored with him. To be honest with you, I felt like it was a mutual thing. So it came from a good place. But people show up in my shows wanting to be roasted. I don't really like roasting people on the fly.

So I was a little bit nervous to even tell him it. But if I would have not liked him and really felt that way, I don't think I would have been able to say it. I think she scored with him. To be honest with you, I felt like it was a mutual thing. So it came from a good place. But people show up in my shows wanting to be roasted. I don't really like roasting people on the fly.

It doesn't just come out of me. I don't just come at people without a reason to do it. But I think that's not just because I don't want to hurt them. That's obviously part of it. But I just don't want them to retaliate. I was quiet in high school.

It doesn't just come out of me. I don't just come at people without a reason to do it. But I think that's not just because I don't want to hurt them. That's obviously part of it. But I just don't want them to retaliate. I was quiet in high school.

It doesn't just come out of me. I don't just come at people without a reason to do it. But I think that's not just because I don't want to hurt them. That's obviously part of it. But I just don't want them to retaliate. I was quiet in high school.

Yeah. And I got busted. Like a girl saw me and was like, why don't you stop picking your nose? You know where you could tell it was bothering her and then she's like, she screams it. And so there were a lot of moments like that in school where I would be quietly doing something disgusting and then it would just annoy someone enough. Like I was taking pencils from this kid.

Yeah. And I got busted. Like a girl saw me and was like, why don't you stop picking your nose? You know where you could tell it was bothering her and then she's like, she screams it. And so there were a lot of moments like that in school where I would be quietly doing something disgusting and then it would just annoy someone enough. Like I was taking pencils from this kid.

Yeah. And I got busted. Like a girl saw me and was like, why don't you stop picking your nose? You know where you could tell it was bothering her and then she's like, she screams it. And so there were a lot of moments like that in school where I would be quietly doing something disgusting and then it would just annoy someone enough. Like I was taking pencils from this kid.

I never had my school supplies, not because my parents didn't provide it, but because I was just ADD. So I was always borrowing pencils and paper from my friend Ray and He would always give it to me every single day. He never didn't. And it was almost like I was annoying him. So one day I just took it. And I remember he saw me because I was like, you're going to give it to me.

I never had my school supplies, not because my parents didn't provide it, but because I was just ADD. So I was always borrowing pencils and paper from my friend Ray and He would always give it to me every single day. He never didn't. And it was almost like I was annoying him. So one day I just took it. And I remember he saw me because I was like, you're going to give it to me.

I never had my school supplies, not because my parents didn't provide it, but because I was just ADD. So I was always borrowing pencils and paper from my friend Ray and He would always give it to me every single day. He never didn't. And it was almost like I was annoying him. So one day I just took it. And I remember he saw me because I was like, you're going to give it to me.

And he was like, why don't you get your own pencil, you bucktooth beaver? Go in the woods and gnaw down a tree. Oh, my God. And I had...