Nikki Glaser

And he was like, why don't you get your own pencil, you bucktooth beaver? Go in the woods and gnaw down a tree. Oh, my God. And I had...

And he was like, why don't you get your own pencil, you bucktooth beaver? Go in the woods and gnaw down a tree. Oh, my God. And I had...

really messed up my teeth were going out hard and the whole class heard even my teacher laughed oh no your teacher she validated i was like but i still need lead i found some kind of inaccuracy in the joke i was like it's a false premise because pencils are more than just wood anyway And then I just learned just be invisible because people will call out why you're ugly. And so I was quiet.

really messed up my teeth were going out hard and the whole class heard even my teacher laughed oh no your teacher she validated i was like but i still need lead i found some kind of inaccuracy in the joke i was like it's a false premise because pencils are more than just wood anyway And then I just learned just be invisible because people will call out why you're ugly. And so I was quiet.

really messed up my teeth were going out hard and the whole class heard even my teacher laughed oh no your teacher she validated i was like but i still need lead i found some kind of inaccuracy in the joke i was like it's a false premise because pencils are more than just wood anyway And then I just learned just be invisible because people will call out why you're ugly. And so I was quiet.

This was fifth grade and seventh grade. And then by the time I got to high school, I was invisible because I just didn't want the boys making a joke about me.

This was fifth grade and seventh grade. And then by the time I got to high school, I was invisible because I just didn't want the boys making a joke about me.

This was fifth grade and seventh grade. And then by the time I got to high school, I was invisible because I just didn't want the boys making a joke about me.

It was teeth that continues. I still see weird things with them. You have perfect teeth. Are they veneers, man? No, but I do a thing. Please, everyone listening, don't get veneers. My friends who have done it regret it. If there is an apocalypse or something, your teeth will fall out and you will have nubs and you have no one to fix them.

It was teeth that continues. I still see weird things with them. You have perfect teeth. Are they veneers, man? No, but I do a thing. Please, everyone listening, don't get veneers. My friends who have done it regret it. If there is an apocalypse or something, your teeth will fall out and you will have nubs and you have no one to fix them.

It was teeth that continues. I still see weird things with them. You have perfect teeth. Are they veneers, man? No, but I do a thing. Please, everyone listening, don't get veneers. My friends who have done it regret it. If there is an apocalypse or something, your teeth will fall out and you will have nubs and you have no one to fix them.

The nubs are disturbing. They fall out. A lot of people doing it and getting approved to do it way too soon. They're not trained. Do you know

The nubs are disturbing. They fall out. A lot of people doing it and getting approved to do it way too soon. They're not trained. Do you know

The nubs are disturbing. They fall out. A lot of people doing it and getting approved to do it way too soon. They're not trained. Do you know

Dude, Monica, if you want to fix anything with your teeth, the thing to do is you get what's it called? Composite. Bonding. Because I had like a chip on this tooth and I was like, can you just fix that? They filled it in with a tooth colored thing and I was like, well, this tooth is kind of too far back. Can you just put tooth on top of it? And he's like, yeah.

Dude, Monica, if you want to fix anything with your teeth, the thing to do is you get what's it called? Composite. Bonding. Because I had like a chip on this tooth and I was like, can you just fix that? They filled it in with a tooth colored thing and I was like, well, this tooth is kind of too far back. Can you just put tooth on top of it? And he's like, yeah.

Dude, Monica, if you want to fix anything with your teeth, the thing to do is you get what's it called? Composite. Bonding. Because I had like a chip on this tooth and I was like, can you just fix that? They filled it in with a tooth colored thing and I was like, well, this tooth is kind of too far back. Can you just put tooth on top of it? And he's like, yeah.

I was like, did I just make something up? Because I was going to have that tooth removed and a new one in, but I just put tooth on top of it to make it even with the front

I was like, did I just make something up? Because I was going to have that tooth removed and a new one in, but I just put tooth on top of it to make it even with the front

I was like, did I just make something up? Because I was going to have that tooth removed and a new one in, but I just put tooth on top of it to make it even with the front