Nikki Glaser

And I wouldn't have grown from it. Now I can accept those gigs and not have fear because I know what needs to go into them to do well. So Kevin Hart was there. I say hi to him before it and I'm like, this is going to be bad. Don't watch. He's like, no. I'm going to stay. By the end of it, he was gone because I was like, let me do some Kevin Hart roast jokes I didn't do at the Tom Brady roast.

And he was long gone. I walked Kevin. What's his name? The host of The Bachelor was there. The one that was canceled. Chris Harrison was there for some reason. He didn't say hi afterwards. It was so lonely. You have to walk through the crowd. If it would be nice to just go backstage and they literally, after I said goodnight, couldn't hold the applause. The stage was as big as this table.

And he was long gone. I walked Kevin. What's his name? The host of The Bachelor was there. The one that was canceled. Chris Harrison was there for some reason. He didn't say hi afterwards. It was so lonely. You have to walk through the crowd. If it would be nice to just go backstage and they literally, after I said goodnight, couldn't hold the applause. The stage was as big as this table.

And he was long gone. I walked Kevin. What's his name? The host of The Bachelor was there. The one that was canceled. Chris Harrison was there for some reason. He didn't say hi afterwards. It was so lonely. You have to walk through the crowd. If it would be nice to just go backstage and they literally, after I said goodnight, couldn't hold the applause. The stage was as big as this table.

I just stepped two feet. And by the time I hit the sand, the applause was over. And then it was just crunch, crunch, crunch through the sand. My heels just digging in. I don't mind if an audience actively doesn't like me or is like that joke's inappropriate because I'm like, I know it's not. And you're just uptight and you need some kind of identity, which is to be offended. And I can come at you.

I just stepped two feet. And by the time I hit the sand, the applause was over. And then it was just crunch, crunch, crunch through the sand. My heels just digging in. I don't mind if an audience actively doesn't like me or is like that joke's inappropriate because I'm like, I know it's not. And you're just uptight and you need some kind of identity, which is to be offended. And I can come at you.

I just stepped two feet. And by the time I hit the sand, the applause was over. And then it was just crunch, crunch, crunch through the sand. My heels just digging in. I don't mind if an audience actively doesn't like me or is like that joke's inappropriate because I'm like, I know it's not. And you're just uptight and you need some kind of identity, which is to be offended. And I can come at you.

But when they're just like embarrassed for you, they're right.

But when they're just like embarrassed for you, they're right.

But when they're just like embarrassed for you, they're right.

And the pity, the guy at the party was like, well, I will say you were doing jokes about molesting your nephew. And I go, wait, no, no, no, no. I did it about the idea of molesting. And he was like, what's the fucking difference? And I go, well, there is one. It's nuanced. I go, you're so right. The material was so inappropriate for that event, but that's what my act is right now.

And the pity, the guy at the party was like, well, I will say you were doing jokes about molesting your nephew. And I go, wait, no, no, no, no. I did it about the idea of molesting. And he was like, what's the fucking difference? And I go, well, there is one. It's nuanced. I go, you're so right. The material was so inappropriate for that event, but that's what my act is right now.

And the pity, the guy at the party was like, well, I will say you were doing jokes about molesting your nephew. And I go, wait, no, no, no, no. I did it about the idea of molesting. And he was like, what's the fucking difference? And I go, well, there is one. It's nuanced. I go, you're so right. The material was so inappropriate for that event, but that's what my act is right now.

So next time I do these gigs, I would love to do them, but I want to be hired to roast the people. And then I will have a plan. I won't have to go into my dumb act

So next time I do these gigs, I would love to do them, but I want to be hired to roast the people. And then I will have a plan. I won't have to go into my dumb act

So next time I do these gigs, I would love to do them, but I want to be hired to roast the people. And then I will have a plan. I won't have to go into my dumb act

Oh my God, fun.

Oh my God, fun.

Oh my God, fun.

I'm so glad. I did some interview ages ago. But when I get jealous, I think mean things. I was really into her at the time. And I just saw the friends she kept. I was like, oh, I don't fit in there. So I just said something about how she just has model friends and commented about her size, too.