Nish Kumar

Oh my God, Nick.

And to be clear, it was because your son came to see me do stand-up comedy.

Yes.

It wasn't because I had called him in.

We had to smuggle him in.

It was a very long car ride.

Yes, to all families, Nish Kumar, like Wu-Tang, is for the children.

100%.

Stu, the fact that you and I know each other means that you know about all of the areas in which I personally fall short when it comes to saving the planet.

I did your climate confession series recently and confessed to the fact that I own about 600 reusable cups, which I don't think can be good for the environment.

No, it's not, but so much of climate is a contradiction and so much of it is about finding a balance.

If you lose your reusable coffee cup before you've used it 50 times, you might as well have been using compostable ones.

So there's all sorts of contradictions.

You mentioned the kind of climate confessions thing.

I do solicit confessions from friends and audiences and what have you when I'm digging.

But that's really just to undermine the idea that if you don't lead a carbon-free life, then you're not entitled to a voice.

I kicked a horse.

I mean, most of them are minor infractions, but there was a guy from Oklahoma who said he'd taken the catalytic converter off his car in order to make it sound better.

We killed him.

Beat him to death.