Old Spice Guy
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63 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Old Spice Guy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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When I think about Old Spice, when I think about football in general, about the trench warfare that goes on between offensive linemen, defensive linemen, coming in after practice, hot, sticky, upset. You know, you're showering, and even after showers, you've sort of got that, like, I'm still sweating feeling. That's why you need something like a game changer, right?
Old Spice has reinvented the game again. You know, when you think about the deodorant game, you think about how you just apply deodorant. No, no, no. This is a sweat-absorbing, total body dry-filled deodorant here. What are you talking about? You can use it anywhere. 24-7 total body freshness. I mean, pits, sure. Chest, yeah. You know, lower back, most likely for a big guy.
I mean, I'm not going to say that I just keep one on me, but I keep one on me. Madder and sandalwood. It is what it is. It gives you a nice little freshness. You know, I've been walking. Somebody was like, oh, you smell nice. I was like, don't worry, sweetheart. It's just mandarin sandalwood.
No, check it out.
It's going to give you like, oh. It's almost mojito-esque.
It's nice. I mean, when you think about total body freshness, you think about what you want to do coming off of a great game. You want to smell nice as well, and that's going to give it to you.
Apply anywhere. See as you see fit.
It's not a massive box. This is my guy I'm walking around with.
Come on. It's the wise Old Spice guy. Right. Can Old Spice total body deodorant may or may not make my dad jokes hit a little bit better? And there we have him.
Why ask this, guys?
Who do we have winning this game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I've always wanted to be like, and I'm on a horse. Gosh darn it.
Have you met him before? Absolutely not. Who has met a myth? You don't meet myths?
Yeah, you didn't ride a horse in it, and I'm sort of like, that's why they say never meet your heroes.
You know, it's mini you in a box. You know, when we say Old Spice Guy, now I sort of want to throw this one away because we have the Old Spice Guy.
That's a foul proposition, which we both know the answer is clearly yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you think about the bourbon cherry scents that also have the new scented flavors, come on, you're going to have to think that we're always going to stay fresh. You have to stay fresh, you never have to get fresh.
He is. No, no, no.
I've always wanted to be. The Old Spice guy.
Nobody knows your first name. That's true.
Swan dive. Into total body freshness.
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