Old Spice Guy
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63 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Old Spice Guy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I mean, I also wanted to be Green Lantern, and they just gave that away to a British guy. John Stewart is an American military man, and we gave it away to a British guy. Undoubtedly, he has green eyes, so kudos to him.
I just feel like, yeah, when you think about New Orleans, you think about good times, and you think about hand grenades and the hurricane drinks, right? And of course, King Cake. When I think about Total Body Spice, do I think about Swagger, MVP? Do I think about Cherry Bourbon or Manners Heavenwood? I think about the Old Spice guy.
Nobody wants to be A when you can be V. Yeah.
The answer's no.
It's like he saw the inner depths of my soul. I didn't apply enough deodorant to cover me, and that's on me. He felt your vibe.
Come on. The first thing you have to do, other than marvel at my city, is go find yourself a great king cake. You know, Mardi Gras season is upon us.
So, of course, it's, you know, finding a great place you can get crawfish at. That's fine. For me, I'm a desserts guy. So, king cake is right up there. Ooey gooey cake, elite. Go get you a praline.
You know, if you like confectioner's sweet, I'm not going to say you're at the age where you probably enjoy candy corn.
So yeah, if you're a candy corn guy, you're going to love it probably.
So those are my top three sweets you got to go get you some.
It's like, you know how, like, the emotion, the EQ of kids is so much higher of a threshold than it is when we were growing up, when I was growing up, when you guys were growing up? Yeah. It's just like the sweets. You know, there is an age limit. Like, some guys will never know. Kids born after 2000 are never going to know about Charleston Chews, Boston Baked Beans, and the likes of candy corn.
I grew up watching my parents eat those types of things, and I was like, baked beans. Nobody wants Boston baked beans as a candy.
Like, just go get you a sugar packet, my guy.
For ad-libs, just like that.
I can't even... Hello, lady.
When I grew up and I looked at myself in the mirror, I was like, I'm going to have the most incredible voice ever. I'm 6'4", 275 pounds, as a 17-year-old and as a senior in high school. And I was like, hell yeah, the voice is coming. And then, like... Just think about when it dropped. Boys dropped, so this is where it dropped to. We were up here for a while. Sounded like Mickey Mouse.
And I was like, this is not, this is not.
Again, God gives all the soldiers, you know, every gift.
Yeah, we didn't catch a Calais Campbell. We didn't catch the old Spice Man.
Like, I can't even get that low. He's like, how you doing?
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