Old Spice Guy
speaker
63 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Old Spice Guy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Gosh darn it.
I don't know about that one. The pecs are percolating, you know?
I might take him.
I've got four. His house seems a little bit cleaner.
Two is easy. It's three when they get like a conscientious no. Two, they're just like, no, no, no. Three is like, no, because I said so. If this was 1990s when I was growing up, I would have been cocked back on you. 2000, what do we say? Hey, you don't say that.
Breathe. We do breathing exercises in the 2020s.
We punish them with candy corn. You should. That's what you have to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll say, I reward them. I'm like, and who wants to smell like Mandarin Sandalwood? Any takers? Knowing good and well, you know, my 9-year-old is like, yeah, I love smelling clean. You know, he gets dirty, and at the same time, he's like, Dad, what are we wearing? I'm like, wow. What are we wearing? Choose one, Bo. Is it MVP, is it swagger, or is it now cherry bourbon?
Just in case you need it or just like you'll never need it. All heroes need a cape.
Come on.
Win or lose. He said, but of course my fresh friend. He's on the outs.
I now know what it feels like to have a head coach get fired. Win, lose, or draw.
Wow.
Through nothing but time. Because as the sage of an Old Spice guy I'm carrying, you have to respect the OGs of the game. So if he ever decided to unfortunately just live out his age, I'd be like, and now my son can take over. We'll both be long gone. I think he's calling you old.
I am. And now you're speaking my realm. You know, I drop it in the kitchen.
Yes, there's a team. There's two teams playing on Sunday. Yes, it's going to be a high scoring game. The Old Spice guy told me so. Right. No, you don't have to be nervous about it, because again, if you have a question, you can always apply the total body deodorant that is Old Spice, as well as ask my guy if you have a real question.
I was like, right is always right.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate that. And I love you.
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