Old Spice Guy

It's like, you know how, like, the emotion, the EQ of kids is so much higher of a threshold than it is when we were growing up, when I was growing up, when you guys were growing up? Yeah. It's just like the sweets. You know, there is an age limit. Like, some guys will never know. Kids born after 2000 are never going to know about Charleston Chews, Boston Baked Beans, and the likes of candy corn.

It's like, you know how, like, the emotion, the EQ of kids is so much higher of a threshold than it is when we were growing up, when I was growing up, when you guys were growing up? Yeah. It's just like the sweets. You know, there is an age limit. Like, some guys will never know. Kids born after 2000 are never going to know about Charleston Chews, Boston Baked Beans, and the likes of candy corn.

I grew up watching my parents eat those types of things, and I was like, baked beans. Nobody wants Boston baked beans as a candy.

I grew up watching my parents eat those types of things, and I was like, baked beans. Nobody wants Boston baked beans as a candy.

Like, just go get you a sugar packet, my guy.

Like, just go get you a sugar packet, my guy.

For ad-libs, just like that.

For ad-libs, just like that.

I can't even... Hello, lady.

I can't even... Hello, lady.

When I grew up and I looked at myself in the mirror, I was like, I'm going to have the most incredible voice ever. I'm 6'4", 275 pounds, as a 17-year-old and as a senior in high school. And I was like, hell yeah, the voice is coming. And then, like... Just think about when it dropped. Boys dropped, so this is where it dropped to. We were up here for a while. Sounded like Mickey Mouse.

When I grew up and I looked at myself in the mirror, I was like, I'm going to have the most incredible voice ever. I'm 6'4", 275 pounds, as a 17-year-old and as a senior in high school. And I was like, hell yeah, the voice is coming. And then, like... Just think about when it dropped. Boys dropped, so this is where it dropped to. We were up here for a while. Sounded like Mickey Mouse.

And I was like, this is not, this is not.

And I was like, this is not, this is not.

Again, God gives all the soldiers, you know, every gift.

Again, God gives all the soldiers, you know, every gift.

Yeah, we didn't catch a Calais Campbell. We didn't catch the old Spice Man.

Yeah, we didn't catch a Calais Campbell. We didn't catch the old Spice Man.

Like, I can't even get that low. He's like, how you doing?

Like, I can't even get that low. He's like, how you doing?