Old Spice Guy

Gosh darn it.

Gosh darn it.

I don't know about that one. The pecs are percolating, you know?

I don't know about that one. The pecs are percolating, you know?

I might take him.

I might take him.

I've got four. His house seems a little bit cleaner.

I've got four. His house seems a little bit cleaner.

Two is easy. It's three when they get like a conscientious no. Two, they're just like, no, no, no. Three is like, no, because I said so. If this was 1990s when I was growing up, I would have been cocked back on you. 2000, what do we say? Hey, you don't say that.

Two is easy. It's three when they get like a conscientious no. Two, they're just like, no, no, no. Three is like, no, because I said so. If this was 1990s when I was growing up, I would have been cocked back on you. 2000, what do we say? Hey, you don't say that.

Breathe. We do breathing exercises in the 2020s.

Breathe. We do breathing exercises in the 2020s.

We punish them with candy corn. You should. That's what you have to do.

We punish them with candy corn. You should. That's what you have to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll say, I reward them. I'm like, and who wants to smell like Mandarin Sandalwood? Any takers? Knowing good and well, you know, my 9-year-old is like, yeah, I love smelling clean. You know, he gets dirty, and at the same time, he's like, Dad, what are we wearing? I'm like, wow. What are we wearing? Choose one, Bo. Is it MVP, is it swagger, or is it now cherry bourbon?

I'll say, I reward them. I'm like, and who wants to smell like Mandarin Sandalwood? Any takers? Knowing good and well, you know, my 9-year-old is like, yeah, I love smelling clean. You know, he gets dirty, and at the same time, he's like, Dad, what are we wearing? I'm like, wow. What are we wearing? Choose one, Bo. Is it MVP, is it swagger, or is it now cherry bourbon?

Just in case you need it or just like you'll never need it. All heroes need a cape.

Just in case you need it or just like you'll never need it. All heroes need a cape.