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Olivia

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287 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

May 1st, we go look at rings. I pick out a ring that I love. I know he buys it that day, even though he makes me wait outside. So after May 1st, I'm on high alert, nails done, dressed up. Anywhere we're hanging out, I'm looking good. I'm ready to go. That's our proposal. May 15th, he says, we're gonna go out to dinner, wear a nice dress. I'm gonna pick you up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

May 1st, we go look at rings. I pick out a ring that I love. I know he buys it that day, even though he makes me wait outside. So after May 1st, I'm on high alert, nails done, dressed up. Anywhere we're hanging out, I'm looking good. I'm ready to go. That's our proposal. May 15th, he says, we're gonna go out to dinner, wear a nice dress. I'm gonna pick you up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

And I'm like, okay, it's gonna happen. So we start driving. He's driving past all of our regular spots. We're starting to get into some weird back roads and unfamiliar territory. After about 40 minutes in the car, he starts to slow down. I see a sign on the side of the road that I recognize. Trail of Terror. What the fuck? This is where he and I had our first date.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

And I'm like, okay, it's gonna happen. So we start driving. He's driving past all of our regular spots. We're starting to get into some weird back roads and unfamiliar territory. After about 40 minutes in the car, he starts to slow down. I see a sign on the side of the road that I recognize. Trail of Terror. What the fuck? This is where he and I had our first date.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

And I'm like, okay, it's gonna happen. So we start driving. He's driving past all of our regular spots. We're starting to get into some weird back roads and unfamiliar territory. After about 40 minutes in the car, he starts to slow down. I see a sign on the side of the road that I recognize. Trail of Terror. What the fuck? This is where he and I had our first date.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

There's a huge open field, which in peak season is packed with people. People are drinking, people are having snacks, they're hanging out with their friends. There's a big projector playing scary movies. And then in the far right corner of the field, there's a trail that goes through the woods that you pay to get a ticket and you walk down and they jump out and scare you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

There's a huge open field, which in peak season is packed with people. People are drinking, people are having snacks, they're hanging out with their friends. There's a big projector playing scary movies. And then in the far right corner of the field, there's a trail that goes through the woods that you pay to get a ticket and you walk down and they jump out and scare you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

There's a huge open field, which in peak season is packed with people. People are drinking, people are having snacks, they're hanging out with their friends. There's a big projector playing scary movies. And then in the far right corner of the field, there's a trail that goes through the woods that you pay to get a ticket and you walk down and they jump out and scare you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

Year round? No, this is just an October thing. So we had our first date like the week before Halloween 2012. So to the right of the field, it's not a haunted house, but it's like a trailer connected to a barn. They makeshifted a haunted house. So that's a separate attraction, but basically an empty lot, dirt parking lot. Nobody's there. We pull in. I'm like, it's our first date.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

Year round? No, this is just an October thing. So we had our first date like the week before Halloween 2012. So to the right of the field, it's not a haunted house, but it's like a trailer connected to a barn. They makeshifted a haunted house. So that's a separate attraction, but basically an empty lot, dirt parking lot. Nobody's there. We pull in. I'm like, it's our first date.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

Year round? No, this is just an October thing. So we had our first date like the week before Halloween 2012. So to the right of the field, it's not a haunted house, but it's like a trailer connected to a barn. They makeshifted a haunted house. So that's a separate attraction, but basically an empty lot, dirt parking lot. Nobody's there. We pull in. I'm like, it's our first date.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

This is where it's going to happen. But I am oldest daughter, Virgo, notorious rule follower. Don't like to take risks. I'm not a trespasser. He is the opposite. He's youngest son. He's like, whatever, let's go. There's no other cars. There's no sign of life in this place. It's the middle of May. It's a beautiful sunny day.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

This is where it's going to happen. But I am oldest daughter, Virgo, notorious rule follower. Don't like to take risks. I'm not a trespasser. He is the opposite. He's youngest son. He's like, whatever, let's go. There's no other cars. There's no sign of life in this place. It's the middle of May. It's a beautiful sunny day.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

This is where it's going to happen. But I am oldest daughter, Virgo, notorious rule follower. Don't like to take risks. I'm not a trespasser. He is the opposite. He's youngest son. He's like, whatever, let's go. There's no other cars. There's no sign of life in this place. It's the middle of May. It's a beautiful sunny day.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

So he leads me out into the middle of the big field and he's holding my hands. He's looking at me. We're chatting and I know it's about to happen. I'm letting it sink in while still being like... I'm afraid of getting in trouble. As we're chatting from the tree line away from the trail, away from the barn, we hear a voice going, hey, what the fuck are you doing here?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

So he leads me out into the middle of the big field and he's holding my hands. He's looking at me. We're chatting and I know it's about to happen. I'm letting it sink in while still being like... I'm afraid of getting in trouble. As we're chatting from the tree line away from the trail, away from the barn, we hear a voice going, hey, what the fuck are you doing here?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

So he leads me out into the middle of the big field and he's holding my hands. He's looking at me. We're chatting and I know it's about to happen. I'm letting it sink in while still being like... I'm afraid of getting in trouble. As we're chatting from the tree line away from the trail, away from the barn, we hear a voice going, hey, what the fuck are you doing here?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

in our sappy moment and we look over and this man bucket hat sunglasses shotgun starts charging at us no I've told you kids get the fuck out of here no trespassing and I'm like I knew this was gonna happen but I'm panicking I'm like sir I'm so sorry we're leaving right now and he's like absolutely fucking not this is not happening again and I oh I'm like, this is how I'm about to die.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

in our sappy moment and we look over and this man bucket hat sunglasses shotgun starts charging at us no I've told you kids get the fuck out of here no trespassing and I'm like I knew this was gonna happen but I'm panicking I'm like sir I'm so sorry we're leaving right now and he's like absolutely fucking not this is not happening again and I oh I'm like, this is how I'm about to die.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Proposals

in our sappy moment and we look over and this man bucket hat sunglasses shotgun starts charging at us no I've told you kids get the fuck out of here no trespassing and I'm like I knew this was gonna happen but I'm panicking I'm like sir I'm so sorry we're leaving right now and he's like absolutely fucking not this is not happening again and I oh I'm like, this is how I'm about to die.