Milan Olympics, Biscoff Cheesecake & Calling Each Other Out
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What are the differences between luge and bobsledding?
What's the difference between luge and bobsledding? One's forwards, one's backwards, right?
Luge and skeleton are closer. Bobsled's in the thing.
Oh, it's multiple people too, right? Bobsled, you can have one, you can have like one and you can have two and I think you can have four in. Luge is this one. Okay. And luge, you can do two people too. In fact, I'd like to do none of those.
Welcome or welcome back to House of Mara Wave Original. Take off your metal.
Oh wait, you guys don't. Sorry.
And help yourself to whatever's in the fridge. The Wi-Fi password is TORCHBEARS, all caps. You should know that we have a few house rules. Girls are magic. Reading is hot. And so are you. If you're watching this, we're in Milan at the Olympics. Be jealous. What do you think we're eating today? We're in Milan. I see... Glass of wine, icy, maybe like a preserved meat. You're so bad. Some cheese, maybe some tiramisu afterwards. Whoa. I want tortellini and broth. Is that a Roman thing? Who knows? I bet they do it around there too. Yeah, around the parts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guess how many Italian guys we probably would have seen today. It's Italy. Hot Italian guys. Because when I went there, I went to Milan a few years ago. This was around the time when 365 Days came out. And I was like, this is going to be big. We're in the money. There was none that looked like Michelle Moroney. Well, it is the Olympics, so there's definitely going to be a lot of, I would say, hot athletes. So maybe not Italian, but... Hot athlete siblings, too, maybe, around. Athletically built, too. Okay, well, my goal is to get my flirt on. I think I just need to bring more flirt and whimsy into my life. She also said that about England, if you remember. Yeah, they say the first time she said this, and we just got a nod.
I can't work under these conditions.
What Olympic events are the speakers excited about in Milan?
Right, right.
I think I'm going to get after it. With our schedule? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we're going to be clocked in. We're there with Team USA Creator Program. And I'm excited. They're like, here's a whole list of things that you can do. Is there anything you want to pick or choose? I was like, all of it. I'll do it all. I will be like Hermione Granger with my time turner. I will be in multiple places at once. I want to do it all. Pasta making classes. This. Watching sports. When I was there too, even in the colder weather, they love an outdoor drink. We do an aperitivo. Don't let it stop you because there's heaters for a reason. There's heaters for a reason.
Really?
You know, chic cigarette. A cigarette. No, not to you. Not to you, Miss Adelie. No, no. Why does it look so cool? I'm not going to, but it looks so cool. Every time I touch down in Europe, I'm like, God. They do the thin ones? The Vogue's. That's a huge thing. I've noticed so many people will import Vogue's from their trips back, which if you don't know, Vogue's are the very long cigarettes from Europe. And thin, right? Thin, yes. Right. chic chic right um and my friends always like could you get me a vogue when you go really really yeah i don't know and they also they're not smokers but they'll smoke when they've had a drink i think it's the aesthetic of it all yeah and i'm like it doesn't count when you've had a drink i've heard if you're pure of heart it doesn't affect your health okay okay well smoking is bad guys smoking kills don't do it smoking kills and vaping
Anyway, let's get into the group chat. We are into group chat, which is something we like to do because we discuss what's going on online. And in our group chats, they get a little bit crazy. I want to do a little bit of touch grass in the group chat because we've been sending videos back and forth to each other of the... what are they calling it? The Japanese cheesecake? Yeah. Where you take a tub of Greek yogurt. Some people put espresso in it and then they put Biscoff cookies in it and they lie to us and say it tastes just like a cheesecake. Shove the Biscoff cookies in there and then they let it sit so that the Biscoff like soaks up some of the moisture and then it's all shots on Instagram of people dragging their spoon through it because the cookies are all soft now.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the differences between luge and bobsledding?
0:00–2:03
2
What Olympic events are the speakers excited about in Milan?
2:03–8:37
3
What viral food trends are discussed in the episode?
8:37–11:15
4
How do the hosts critique each other's cooking skills?
11:15–16:34
5
What personal growth topics do the hosts address?
16:34–17:10
6
How do the speakers feel about competition in sports?
17:10–20:52
7
What are the challenges faced by female athletes?
20:52–25:56
8
How do the hosts support each other in their personal lives?
25:56–1:07:38
Speakers
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