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Olli Schulz

πŸ‘€ Speaker
7106 total appearances

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Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

I think it's easy to talk about it. For example, now I'm in the mood to hunt like Indiana Jones after a lost grave. I'm going to hunt in the countryside of Cologne today after a delicious cotton cake. But if I think now, for example, and that's the case with coffee, you're on the road and you want a coffee.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And then you drive to a gas station and get yourself out of some fucking vending machine, because somehow the coffee shop from Gustico is closed or somehow there are silverfish in the espresso machine, no idea. Then you have to go to the vending machine. And then you have a coffee that is too hot and you can already smell that it tastes like shit. And you take a sip.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And then you drive to a gas station and get yourself out of some fucking vending machine, because somehow the coffee shop from Gustico is closed or somehow there are silverfish in the espresso machine, no idea. Then you have to go to the vending machine. And then you have a coffee that is too hot and you can already smell that it tastes like shit. And you take a sip.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And then you drive to a gas station and get yourself out of some fucking vending machine, because somehow the coffee shop from Gustico is closed or somehow there are silverfish in the espresso machine, no idea. Then you have to go to the vending machine. And then you have a coffee that is too hot and you can already smell that it tastes like shit. And you take a sip.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And then he takes a big cappuccino, where you know it's never ever with fresh milk, but with milk powder. And then there's this ultra hot coffee in the cup holder in the car. And you drive 100 kilometers and it doesn't get colder for some reason.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And then he takes a big cappuccino, where you know it's never ever with fresh milk, but with milk powder. And then there's this ultra hot coffee in the cup holder in the car. And you drive 100 kilometers and it doesn't get colder for some reason.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And then he takes a big cappuccino, where you know it's never ever with fresh milk, but with milk powder. And then there's this ultra hot coffee in the cup holder in the car. And you drive 100 kilometers and it doesn't get colder for some reason.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Because there are still so old Agent Orange stocks from the Vietnam War that have been mixed in.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Because there are still so old Agent Orange stocks from the Vietnam War that have been mixed in.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Because there are still so old Agent Orange stocks from the Vietnam War that have been mixed in.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

It's unbelievable how long the McDonald's coffee was hot. And then you let it stand there and you know, at first it gets colder, but it doesn't get any better. Although it gets colder and more enjoyable, so physically. The physics of coffee is better tuned to the human body when it's not so hot that you lose your tongue. But the taste is definitely not getting better.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

It's unbelievable how long the McDonald's coffee was hot. And then you let it stand there and you know, at first it gets colder, but it doesn't get any better. Although it gets colder and more enjoyable, so physically. The physics of coffee is better tuned to the human body when it's not so hot that you lose your tongue. But the taste is definitely not getting better.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

It's unbelievable how long the McDonald's coffee was hot. And then you let it stand there and you know, at first it gets colder, but it doesn't get any better. Although it gets colder and more enjoyable, so physically. The physics of coffee is better tuned to the human body when it's not so hot that you lose your tongue. But the taste is definitely not getting better.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

The bad of a bad coffee is not getting better due to the disappearance of heat. It's only getting worse.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

The bad of a bad coffee is not getting better due to the disappearance of heat. It's only getting worse.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

The bad of a bad coffee is not getting better due to the disappearance of heat. It's only getting worse.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

He doesn't even have to be cold. He just has to be warm. I set my private environment in front of the wrong pedagogical programs. They have definitely become a kind of Vogue, where I think, I didn't want that now. And then I try somehow, because I know exactly, when I throw the coffee away completely, that I will definitely get a message from behind or even in the meantime from the front.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

He doesn't even have to be cold. He just has to be warm. I set my private environment in front of the wrong pedagogical programs. They have definitely become a kind of Vogue, where I think, I didn't want that now. And then I try somehow, because I know exactly, when I throw the coffee away completely, that I will definitely get a message from behind or even in the meantime from the front.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

He doesn't even have to be cold. He just has to be warm. I set my private environment in front of the wrong pedagogical programs. They have definitely become a kind of Vogue, where I think, I didn't want that now. And then I try somehow, because I know exactly, when I throw the coffee away completely, that I will definitely get a message from behind or even in the meantime from the front.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Hey, throw away the coffee in front of you.