Owen Benjamin

you know with their mouth you guys you guys have seen that right yeah oh dude rabbis will circumcise a baby with their teeth like dude that should have been like pull over the car we gotta figure this out like that's crazy we gotta do something about these shoes sucking baby's now

And, like, I believe in having one Jewish friend, because if you have more than one, they start conspiring.

Right.

But one is good.

They're, like, interesting.

They're fun.

Yeah.

You know, they're great at storytelling.

Yeah, it's like there's a flock of seagulls and a conspiracy of Jews.

That's what the group is called.

Look how it doesn't spill.

Oh, yeah, totally.

And it's right on the verge of spilling, but it won't spill.

Do you guys think he's dead?

I mean, Iran reported that they, like...

Did, but nobody believes anybody anymore.

Supposedly, they're getting bombed up, and they're not supposed to report it.

Really?

Yeah.

My Israeli friend said that he seems like a lot of it's performative, that they're just hitting empty buildings.