How To Slay WIZARDS & Resist Their MAGIC Spells... | Hodgetwins Podcast | Owen Benjamin

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Hodgetwins Host 1 0:03
Pod twins. Podcast.
Owen Benjamin 0:09
It's going to be a damn good show. You know, they got a video of him and a dog or something. Everything changes. Who knows? The good news is it's all good. I mean, the world's still going just like it always does. Yeah. Ben Shapiro wants to grow some bushy-ass eyebrows and lose his mind. That's his choice. Fellas, I'm rolling.
Hodgetwins Host 1 0:32
Nice. We got Owen Benjamin here. Hey, we experience a lot of winning right now. Remember when Trump said, man, you're going to get tired of winning.
Owen Benjamin 0:43
You're going to get tired of winning. I didn't know he was just talking to, like, Ben Shapiro and one other guy. Right. He's like, no, no, him. He's going to get tired of winning. You guys shouldn't even be listening.
Hodgetwins Host 1 0:53
Yeah, Mark Levin, he's been winning like crazy.
Owen Benjamin 0:56
Just can't stop winning. Doesn't it seem like Pinocchio, like their eyebrows are growing? Right, right. Especially Ben Shapiro. Dude, his eyebrows are getting huge. It's all that damn winning. It's so much winning. So much winning. I think it's the sweat on his forehead because of Candace Owens. Dude, I became like a fan. I'm like a fan of hers now.

What are the implications of winning in politics?

Hodgetwins Host 1 1:15
Yeah.
Owen Benjamin 1:16
I used to always make fun of her, and now I'm like, dude, she's crushing it.
Hodgetwins Host 1 1:19
Yeah, she's one person in conservative media that, you know, she's doing her own thing.
Owen Benjamin 1:24
She created her own lane. And she had to. Same thing happened to her as me. I didn't want to. Like, they kicked me out.
Hodgetwins Host 1 1:29
Yeah.
Owen Benjamin 1:30
I'm like, I was just pointing out a few patterns.
Right.
Owen Benjamin 1:34
And before you know it, because the first parent I was pointing out, it's like how to slay a wizard stuff is like the names. Like the Fed was started by a guy named Warburg. And I'm like, his name is war. And then you see all these names where it's like, you know, the guy who owns a. that other bag is named diamond. It's like Goldman and cash, man. And money, man. I'm like, how great. Like, I think they, they do. They, they tell you their name and you're like, okay. It's like, my name's girth. Luberstein. I make pornography. And you're like, okay.
Hodgetwins Host 1 2:10
Right. That name gives it away.
Owen Benjamin 2:13
Yeah. And apparently my name means I owe one guy, a hundred dollars. Right. Owen Benjamin.
Yeah.
Owen Benjamin 2:21
Oh, shit. Yeah, like Bernie Madoff with your money.
Hodgetwins Host 1 2:25
Bernie Madoff.
Owen Benjamin 2:27
Bernie Madoff. Hey, who's the guy that took your money? Oh, his name was Bernie Madoff? Yeah. What? Who'd you give all your money to? This guy named Girth Robberman.

How does Owen Benjamin relate to conservative media?

Owen Benjamin 2:37
Like, dude, the head of Blue Origin. You know how it looks like, Wayne, like the Blue Origin? Right. The CEO, look it up. His name is Dave Limp. What? Yeah. No, it's to the point where people are like, no way, but these days it's time for the book. Because people are now like, okay, I'll read it now. Because before I'm like, his name's Dave Limp, and he's flying a hammer. It's like Ellen Degenerate. What are the odds of that? Degenerate.
Hodgetwins Host 1 3:04
Right, right, right. That blue, what's it called, Blue Origin?
Owen Benjamin 3:06
Blue Origin.
Hodgetwins Host 1 3:08
Yeah, that ETF sucks. The stock? It's an ETF call, and it's been tanking like the last 14, 15 years.
Owen Benjamin 3:16
I mean, isn't there a whole customer base, like nine lesbians? Probably. Yeah, wasn't it that? Who's that chick that sings about fireworks? Katy Perry. Katy Perry. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like Katy Perry and a few other chicks. They went up like 60 miles, and they like, you know. Now they're astronauts. It's unbelievable. It's crazy as hell. It's funny, though.
Hodgetwins Host 1 3:39
Yeah.
Owen Benjamin 3:40
There they are. Astronauts. Dude, CEO Dave Limp. Look it up. Dude, his last name's Limp. There it is. That's great. It does look like a limp cock. Dude, just Dave Limp. There he is. Ward and CEO. Dude, how do you have your name like that? And it seems like things aren't going so well with some of these fellas these days. So I was just riffing with him about how they're going to have to change all their names to like, my name is Christian Goodfamily. Because they got to do a hard rebrand. Right, right. Like the cash and the dollars, like these things, you know, the fiat system is kind of not, it's not as exciting as it once was.
Hodgetwins Host 1 4:20
I'm very suspicious. I'm very suspicious of Cash Patel now.
Owen Benjamin 4:24
His name's Cash App PayPal. Yeah. No, his last name, it's Cash App is his name.

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