Hodgetwins Podcast
How To Slay WIZARDS & Resist Their MAGIC Spells... | Hodgetwins Podcast | Owen Benjamin
20 Mar 2026
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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Pod twins. Podcast.
It's going to be a damn good show. You know, they got a video of him and a dog or something. Everything changes. Who knows? The good news is it's all good. I mean, the world's still going just like it always does. Yeah. Ben Shapiro wants to grow some bushy-ass eyebrows and lose his mind. That's his choice. Fellas, I'm rolling.
Nice. We got Owen Benjamin here. Hey, we experience a lot of winning right now. Remember when Trump said, man, you're going to get tired of winning.
You're going to get tired of winning. I didn't know he was just talking to, like, Ben Shapiro and one other guy. Right. He's like, no, no, him. He's going to get tired of winning. You guys shouldn't even be listening.
Yeah, Mark Levin, he's been winning like crazy.
Just can't stop winning. Doesn't it seem like Pinocchio, like their eyebrows are growing? Right, right. Especially Ben Shapiro. Dude, his eyebrows are getting huge. It's all that damn winning. It's so much winning. So much winning. I think it's the sweat on his forehead because of Candace Owens. Dude, I became like a fan. I'm like a fan of hers now.
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Chapter 2: What are the implications of winning in politics?
Yeah.
I used to always make fun of her, and now I'm like, dude, she's crushing it.
Yeah, she's one person in conservative media that, you know, she's doing her own thing.
She created her own lane. And she had to. Same thing happened to her as me. I didn't want to. Like, they kicked me out.
Yeah.
I'm like, I was just pointing out a few patterns.
Right.
And before you know it, because the first parent I was pointing out, it's like how to slay a wizard stuff is like the names. Like the Fed was started by a guy named Warburg. And I'm like, his name is war. And then you see all these names where it's like, you know, the guy who owns a. that other bag is named diamond. It's like Goldman and cash, man. And money, man. I'm like, how great.
Like, I think they, they do. They, they tell you their name and you're like, okay. It's like, my name's girth. Luberstein. I make pornography. And you're like, okay.
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Chapter 3: How does Owen Benjamin relate to conservative media?
Like, dude, the head of Blue Origin. You know how it looks like, Wayne, like the Blue Origin? Right. The CEO, look it up. His name is Dave Limp. What? Yeah. No, it's to the point where people are like, no way, but these days it's time for the book. Because people are now like, okay, I'll read it now. Because before I'm like, his name's Dave Limp, and he's flying a hammer.
It's like Ellen Degenerate. What are the odds of that? Degenerate.
Right, right, right. That blue, what's it called, Blue Origin?
Blue Origin.
Yeah, that ETF sucks. The stock? It's an ETF call, and it's been tanking like the last 14, 15 years.
I mean, isn't there a whole customer base, like nine lesbians? Probably. Yeah, wasn't it that? Who's that chick that sings about fireworks? Katy Perry. Katy Perry. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like Katy Perry and a few other chicks. They went up like 60 miles, and they like, you know. Now they're astronauts. It's unbelievable. It's crazy as hell. It's funny, though.
Yeah.
There they are. Astronauts. Dude, CEO Dave Limp. Look it up. Dude, his last name's Limp. There it is. That's great. It does look like a limp cock. Dude, just Dave Limp. There he is. Ward and CEO. Dude, how do you have your name like that? And it seems like things aren't going so well with some of these fellas these days.
So I was just riffing with him about how they're going to have to change all their names to like, my name is Christian Goodfamily. Because they got to do a hard rebrand. Right, right. Like the cash and the dollars, like these things, you know, the fiat system is kind of not, it's not as exciting as it once was.
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Chapter 4: What insights does Owen share about his book 'How to Slay a Wizard'?
Like, he's asked a question, and then the first thing he does is just lie.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like he's, like, lying about everything.
Yeah, it's the same thing with when he was like, remember when he said, are you guys still talking about Epstein, the loser? Like, no. It's a hoax. And I'm like, dude, everybody I know that voted for you, it's about exposing pedos and not going to endless wars. And they're like, no, no, it's because you know I'm so tight with like, you know, Mary Gould Adelson or whatever.
It's like, no, dude, we accepted your Jew stuff, but we wanted the no war stuff.
Right, right, right, right. Crazy, man. His fans are loyal, though. I mean, it's almost like he's a cult.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, holy shit. He told us no new wars. He's going to expose everything. He totally flipped script, and everybody's like, fuck you.
I know. People say I'm a cult leader. I'm like, if I say like too much in a podcast, they won't listen. This dude just bombed a school, and they're like, people make mistakes.
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Chapter 5: What is the mouse utopia experiment and its implications?
Have you ever seen the mouse utopia experiment? No. They took all these mice and they took away all their predators and gave them unlimited food and their population shot up. And then literally they became gay cannibals and it went to zero. They started over pruning themselves. They started eating each other.
um yeah i think a lot of white americans were had that combination of being overindulged and also like shamed really hard a lot of spells environmentalism if you have a kid you're going to destroy the rainforest like bono from you too told us like that's insanely stupid right like the guy who sings sunday bloody sunday knows a lot about the rainforest don't have children it's like yeah this is what you're talking about
Yeah, yeah.
Chapter 6: How does overindulgence affect societal behavior?
Yeah, to actually being overindulged and not having struggle or pain. It's like, it makes you weak. Yeah, it's like when we grow food. If you don't have wind on something, they don't have roots. Like roots come from struggle. Right. And so that's why it's like, that's why we're seeing a lot of problems with our quote unquote elite because it's been too long and they don't have struggle.
Chapter 7: What insights are shared about parenting and family dynamics?
They're like dumb.
Yeah, like I hear a lot of like white replacement theory and there's a lot of Republican whites are like totally against that. I'm like, why don't you have kids?
That was always my issue with Nick Fuentes. I'm like, how about you have some kids? He's like, girls are gross. I'm like, OK, man, whatever. It's all good. I'm not talking shit. I'm just saying like we it's like you can make you can solve the problem by coming. Like, that is the best deal in human history. You have this major problem. Well, I got a solution for you. It's called fucking.
And it's the greatest thing in the world.
Yeah. Like, white people, the majority, I mean, if you just have kids, it's fine.
Well, the good news is the right whites are having kids. Yeah. And we're going to stay in control. Don't you guys worry. I'm just kidding. No, it's like, all our friends where we live have, like... Four, five, six kids. There's so many children where we live. Yeah, a lot of it is cities. I think cities, for all people, it's like it shuts down reality and people don't have kids.
Yeah, yeah. It's kind of depressing because whenever I go to New York City, there's just so many people. I can't go in there. Yeah, it's just too hectic. It's almost feel like you're in a... I feel like I'm drowning in people. Yeah. It's weird.
I went to San Francisco. I feel disgusted. Disgusted. Yeah. It's why they start not thinking humans are good. You know, like where I live, you see another person, you're like, we'll survive the winter. Me and you can start a business. We can farm together. In a city, it's like, you're all a threat to me. We should kill each other.
Yeah, exactly what it feels like.
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Chapter 8: How do economic factors and personal responsibility intertwine?
And they're in that. And that's why, like when money's your God, like I always think my checklist is what is my protector and provider. And so when people do anything for money, cause they're like without money, I can't be provided for a protect. I'm like, man, you're going to end up doing some sodomy in a city. Cause that's what happens.
Cause they like the cities where they can make the most money. Right. And it's like, okay, well, yeah.
Take us through a day on your farm, what it's like. Is it like a TV show?
Well, no, now that my kids, my oldest is about to turn 10. Fortunately, now I got them doing a lot of the chores. But, you know, we have a ton of chicken. So you wake up and you milk the cow. When the goats are in milk, you milk the goats. And then I strain it. My wife makes cheese every few weeks. Like, it's all cycles. So there's some times when it's really busy.
Like, if we're, like, at harvest time or we're planting in the spring, and then there's other times when it's real chill, like the winter, you know. And... It's just beautiful, man. It's like every problem has a solution, and it's like everything makes total sense.
So you have four kids, and it's just you and your wife, right? Yeah. Up in Idaho.
Yeah. That'd be a cool reality show. Dude, you guys can visit anytime you want. Yeah. Yeah, Jake Shields is out there. He taught my kid how to choke me to death. No, and he was talking about it. He's like, dude, it's like paradise. It's funny how inverted the world is where you think Idaho, you think like, oh, man, I don't want to end up in Idaho. And it's like Switzerland.
It's just like so beautiful and idyllic. And just the way we live is like ā You know, it's clean. So it's like everything just works. And we have like orchards and our water comes from.
Wyoming, Montana, Idaho. It's like beautiful.
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