Owen Benjamin
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Podcast Appearances
If you say anything else.
Yeah, like anybody's going to listen to you at that point.
I'm like, no, we wanted β and it's like, well, why don't you arrest the pedos?
I'm like, you were the head of the FBI.
Like, that's why β like, I can't arrest anybody.
Yeah.
Like, that's your job.
It's like if a fireman was like, well, why don't you put out the fire?
I'm like, that's that's why our tax money pays you to put out the fire.
It's like, why don't you pick up the hose and put out the fire?
I'm like, no, I do shocking jokes about black people stealing bikes.
I'm like, your job is putting out the fire.
Right.
Like, imagine if I just started handcuffing people like I get in a lot of trouble.
Yeah.
Dude, I don't even know, man.
I don't think anything.
Yeah, I don't think anything's going to happen.
I mean, because once that starts going.
But I've been wrong about it.