Owen Thiele

I was like, I love my friends who come to my birthday parties.

I was like, I love my friends who come to my birthday parties.

Literally. Thank God for the friends who show up and bring gifts. It was insane. It was just a way for me to talk shit about people. It was crazy. You're like the town crier on Huffington Post. I want it gone from the internet. And it won't. Trust me, I've tried everything. I've hired publicists, paid an absorbent amount of money that you can't even explain to ask these publicists to delete it.

Literally. Thank God for the friends who show up and bring gifts. It was insane. It was just a way for me to talk shit about people. It was crazy. You're like the town crier on Huffington Post. I want it gone from the internet. And it won't. Trust me, I've tried everything. I've hired publicists, paid an absorbent amount of money that you can't even explain to ask these publicists to delete it.

And they're like, hey, we can't. I'm like, can I have my money back? Honestly, this is crazy. But you love your friends. I love my friends who come to my birthday party. It's still true, actually. Maybe I should repose that when I hate a friend.

And they're like, hey, we can't. I'm like, can I have my money back? Honestly, this is crazy. But you love your friends. I love my friends who come to my birthday party. It's still true, actually. Maybe I should repose that when I hate a friend.

It's so upsetting. It's so upsetting. I can't believe I did that. But I was 13, so I give myself a little, actually, 13's too old to be doing that. Think about 13.

It's so upsetting. It's so upsetting. I can't believe I did that. But I was 13, so I give myself a little, actually, 13's too old to be doing that. Think about 13.

i love my friends you should be i love my friends four blogs later they're like hey we're done here we're killing your column yeah you're out of a job yeah i literally i thought i was fucking sex in the city i was like i'm carrie bradshaw until they cut me i'm like hey i haven't even gotten to big dear diary literally what other blog post did you make

i love my friends you should be i love my friends four blogs later they're like hey we're done here we're killing your column yeah you're out of a job yeah i literally i thought i was fucking sex in the city i was like i'm carrie bradshaw until they cut me i'm like hey i haven't even gotten to big dear diary literally what other blog post did you make

One was about family. Probably called I hate my family. And one was about I was singing at the time. I was like wanted to be a pop star at the time. Love. So one was about like me on stage like. how I feel on stage when the lights hit my face. You know what I mean? It's like so embarrassing. And the next one was about probably getting fired from this being like, this is my last post.

One was about family. Probably called I hate my family. And one was about I was singing at the time. I was like wanted to be a pop star at the time. Love. So one was about like me on stage like. how I feel on stage when the lights hit my face. You know what I mean? It's like so embarrassing. And the next one was about probably getting fired from this being like, this is my last post.

Yeah, yeah. We're wrapping up. You know, to all the fans who love me, follow me on owentheal.com. You know, it was like that. It was like I had balls back then.

Yeah, yeah. We're wrapping up. You know, to all the fans who love me, follow me on owentheal.com. You know, it was like that. It was like I had balls back then.

Where is that now?

Where is that now?

Yes.

Yes.

I didn't say anything serious. There is a little tea on Capricorn. There's a little tea? Yeah. It's like a little real. Oh, so you got hit. My bad. So sorry. Sorry I clocked you. Also, look up Scorpio. My sign is the worst sign on the internet.

I didn't say anything serious. There is a little tea on Capricorn. There's a little tea? Yeah. It's like a little real. Oh, so you got hit. My bad. So sorry. Sorry I clocked you. Also, look up Scorpio. My sign is the worst sign on the internet.