Pablo Torre

If you're horny, let's do it.

Ride it, my pony.

How great's that?

I mean, that's the American dream.

Exactly.

When you were summoned to the front of the class to explain black history to everybody in Michigan, you did not have the audacity to depict this image.

Part of what is so interesting about hearing you trace your path through life is that at various points, you have lived a movie that I find to be endlessly amusing.

And one of the scenes that recurs is just you doing karaoke.

I mean, you both met the president.

And yet, is that as weird as the time that you did this?

Yes.

So Daryl as the Good Witch and Shane as Elphaba, I suppose, in this rendition of... Oh, God.

I mean, Daryl wearing a blonde wig and a dress, and you... I mean, when I say that you sang your heart out with a broom in one hand...

Daryl, on the one end, did you blackmail LeBron and D. Wade to do Robin Thicke?

The Badiocchi, we don't mess around.

I dare say that Mr. President has assembled a rainbow coalition.

Of people to do the thing that you made peace with, which is humiliate yourself.

That is also a thing that we hear, a public Tori finds out that we believe in.

Shane Battier, thank you for turning this podcast into a very happy camp.

I just felt, I just felt, I just felt the need for a towel.