Pablo Torre

Penn Station.

Penn Station.

I do want to clarify for people, and this is a bit of Jesus's lore, is that your dad, your late father, actually did look like Patrick Ewing.

So famously, the hardest working NBA player as measured in sweat that we'd ever seen had braces on every joint.

And yet, Patrick Ewing, during this finals run,

has sounded in a way that speaks directly to your childhood vision that I had never heard before.

Neither have I. This is A.J.

DeBensa, the would-be number one pick of the draft this month, talking to, of course, Desus' dad.

The future.

It takes us to another case, perhaps, of allegedly mistaken identity because Desus' commute continued into the night.

I don't think that's true.

We're sort of pushing in on this video, and it looks like it's pretty clearly Timothee Chalamet.

Exactly.

It sounds like he wants us to call him by his name, and it is, in fact, Timothee Chalamet.

Yo.

And look at, also shout out, people was like, oh, they closed off.

He's doing the thing where he's like jumping one foot through his other leg by holding his other foot.

I would say that one lesson we also learned about New York City is that they can't run over all of us.

It felt like an actual Manhattan project.

It did.