Pablo Torre

We're not finding a ton on the internet, Noah.

And his name is what?

And it is kind of perfect that the guy who is watching everybody does not want to be watched by dint of his public profile, I suppose.

But we did find this grainy photograph of...

This was taken at the Garden during Donald Trump's rally in October of 2024.

He has a beard.

He's standing in the tunnel.

He is inches away from James Dolan, who has his hands in his pockets right at the corner there in front of that stanchion.

And we did find one more close-up photograph.

He's the Jalen Brunson of the security state.

Is he manufacturing files?

Who's to say?

A legal question we can't grapple with here at the moment.

What we did in tribute to this reputation was keep searching.

Keep searching the public record.

Keep searching what's knowable about John C. Eversoul.

And we did eventually discover that he made kind of a key error in his personal security, in his OPSEC, because something we found is his public Facebook profile.

And then there's this.

This luxurious black cat led me to another rabbit hole, which suggests that maybe these brain-picked nails are stick-on colored claw covers.

I was able to find other photos of cats with such hot pink nails.