Paddy O’Connell

Yeah, and the video is out there now.

So you've got Gordon Brown with Keir Starmer and Andy Burnham scoring goals.

There's some suggestions I walked into the newscast studio that one of them might have been offside, but I haven't yet seen the video.

Hang on, hang on.

Are we now going to explain the offside rule?

Because it's got everything.

It's got Filofax, Rolodex, photo albums and the offside rule on one Saturday.

I mean, that needs its own podcast.

It's something to do with when someone's running forwards, I think.

OK, yes.

Good.

So, look, let's go to voters.

One of the totemic results that happened was that after 25 years, Conservatives lost control of Essex County Council.

Yes.

So Essex has been the home of a sort of trope of a sort of self-made voter who prefers the Conservatives over...

Kemi Badenoch's got a seat there.

James Clevey's got a seat there.

In our time, some very famous, colourful Conservatives had seats there because of the amazing voters of Essex, which is where I began my radio career.

I dare to say I know about Essex.

See, I wouldn't have you down as the clichéd Essex man.