Paige DeSorbo

Yes.

Where are you?

I've been waiting for years for you to call.

Wait.

I've been sitting watching Jeopardy.

All night long, and you haven't ringed me up once, I will beat your ass.

How are we not cast in a Nora is beyond me, and I'm jealous.

Mikey Madison, you're from L.A.?

You lucky bitch, okay?

from queens let's have fun not my adele can you tell me the year when we're allowed to get divorced 1969 1969 that's fucking crazy because that's like when our moms were born x got so popular because we literally weren't allowed to have x before now we can say like he'd be like singing in a restaurant happy birthday to another table and you'd be like well i literally can't get a divorce so like we're now like he comes in with flip-flops and you go divorce mother fucker

We've made a whole career on talking about ics and the things we hate about men.

A whole fucking career.

Literally, I just got tagged in something of me being like, I hate if he's bad at bowling.

And you go, I hate if he's good at bowling.

And I was like, oh, no.

Did I ever tell you what my nickname was?

Like, high school into college?

No.

Quadzilla.

Which I'd quite literally dig my own grave and pass away.