Paige DeSorbo
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Podcast Appearances
That's why I'm funny.
Literally, like, hot guys would be like, sup, Quadzilla?
I couldn't tell if they thought my legs were cute or not.
Men look at me like a horse.
They check my teeth.
Why are men always trying to treat you like they're breeding with you?
Yeah, and they're like, what's your vert?
They're like, do you want to race?
Division one babies were like a topic.
And then they'd see me.
They just smell a Nike sponsorship for their child.
Like immediately like, yeah, you can go with the sorority girl who can't fucking walk in a straight line.
Or I, I could fucking throw a football a hundred yards.
Do you want your child to dunk?
I think you'll have a gay son who, let's just say, could palm a basketball with your fingers.
Why did I even ask?