Paige DeSorbo

The only time that's ever happened is one time my dad took me to the gas station and they, behind the thing, they had these light up belly button rings.

And I was like, dad?

i don't get that light up belly button ring like i think i'll die and i was like eight and he was like totally and so he buys me this light up belly button ring and i go home and i'm like i put it in my belly button it's a fake one yeah obviously it's like this little like button thing that you like clicked and it like was all these colors and you put it in i'm bleeding in the gas station and my mom took one look at it and she was like what the

Fuck is that?

She was so mad at my dad.

She took the light up belly button.

She's like, that's a gateway drug.

Next thing you know, she's on a pole.

Yeah.

Literally, she was like, you're never.

I could never pierce my belly button.

I still think about it all the time.

Yeah.

It's actually really upsetting to me.

I never crossed my desk.

I was like, ow.

I think I cried about it at like 17.

Like, police.

Let me get my belly button pierced.

Don't pierce their lip.