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Giggly Squad

Giggling about handshakes, bandwagons, and New Yorkers

09 Jun 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 3.316 Hannah Berner

What's up, gigglers?

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3.957 - 22.767 Unknown

Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Okay, we're doing a social experiment this morning. We're recording Giggly Squad at 8 a.m. just for fun to see what would happen.

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23.007 - 26.813 Paige DeSorbo

I packed a whole outfit to look cute, and then I walked in and I go, not the vibe.

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28.178 - 40.057 Paige DeSorbo

You're literally my mom. You go, so you didn't clean. I cleaned for 30 minutes. I got this new maroon top that's like leather on the top and then like has like fringe on the bottom. And I had like white jeans.

Chapter 2: What social experiment are the hosts conducting this morning?

40.178 - 41.74 Unknown

This apartment has never seen a fringe.

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41.76 - 44.164 Paige DeSorbo

And I go, you know what? I'm going to stay in what I'm wearing.

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44.505 - 64.374 Unknown

So we're sitting on my couch because Paige has a pant. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. And it's a whole thing. First of all, Nick's just lost. That's why I'm wearing black. Oh, my black Knick shirt. And but last night, poor Grace. Grace had a whole day with me. We did Seth Meyers. We were running around.

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64.394 - 66.076 Paige DeSorbo

I feel like I'm going to turn and look at you.

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67.158 - 67.779 Unknown

I'm uncomfortable.

69.06 - 70.182 Paige DeSorbo

Good thing you're wearing sunglasses.

70.222 - 93.488 Unknown

Yeah. So she I basically after Seth Meyers was like, what are you doing for the Knicks game? And she's like, I don't know. I'm like, OK, I'm going to come over. Mm hmm. And hang out. Yeah. And I forget that I'm her boss. Mm-hmm. Because I'm like, maybe she's had a whole day with me. Right. And maybe she doesn't want her, like, boss coming over. Yeah. So I come in at, like, 8.30. Yeah.

93.991 - 99.899 Unknown

Jump on the couch with her. Immediately start FaceTiming you. So her boss comes over.

100.219 - 102.983 Paige DeSorbo

I'm in shock and all that you guys are hanging out.

Chapter 3: What happened during the Knicks game and why is it significant?

167.715 - 191.177 Paige DeSorbo

Is it a caprice? And I never look at the men because their temperature is not. So if I see a girl in a workout outfit plus a hoodie, it's a little chilly out. Wait, I have to say something about the Knicks. I'm not saying anything negative about the Knicks. I'm so proud of them. I really hope it's their time. The Instagram videos of all the guys outside. I can't do it.

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191.157 - 195.644 Paige DeSorbo

I actually can't do it anymore. Someone goes, this is their Everest tour.

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197.006 - 201.492 Unknown

Like, when all the men are outside MSG together, like, chanting and singing.

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201.933 - 214.331 Paige DeSorbo

Literally just kiss, because they're, like, fighting each other. They, like, want a hug. They want a kiss? They want a hug so bad, but they're, like, they, like, are doing it in, like, a beat-up way, and I'm like, just hug.

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214.431 - 219.358 Unknown

So the best part about it is Paige keeps, now has nicks on her algorithm, and she's realizing that

219.338 - 241.549 Paige DeSorbo

guess who's commenting on all of these videos it's crazy every time i look in the comments and i see your name i i'm like go next i'm laughing but like i saw a video last night when they lost and the streets were crazy and i'm like women are emotional what are you talking you just beat up a guy for wearing a jersey that you don't for wearing an outfit you don't like

241.529 - 259.842 Paige DeSorbo

you beat up a man for wearing an outfit you don't like but we're the problem for wearing a guy's name that you don't like because you don't like that guy he's like that guy's wearing black and gray and we're not wearing black and gray tonight it's like okay regina no but talk about me no literally talk about mean girls they're like i don't like the guys you support

260.767 - 287.331 Unknown

i'm so obsessed with it but i'm also like now i'm nervous for them because the knicks have been so bad for so long and now they're like supposed to win and i'm like don't put that on these guys my first thought last night was are any did any of them pop a beta before they came out tonight because what if like they're so nervous i'm like the pressure i know but um the gigglers were funny they there's some spurs fans obviously who are gigglers and

287.783 - 294.935 Unknown

This is a safe space for you guys. Sorry, where are they even from? San Antonio. We've been there. Do you remember? Nope, you don't remember.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the Knicks' recent performance?

530.495 - 548.85 Paige DeSorbo

Anytime I walk by Julianne Moore anywhere in the city, I'm like. Is that like a regular occurrence? Yeah, Julianne Moore is like always out in the city. I've seen her like four times. And she has red hair, so it's like. You see her. You see her. I've never said hi once, but. Wait, you're so cool for that. Thank you. I've seen her at dinner. I've seen her at lunch.

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548.87 - 568.553 Unknown

In my head, I'm like, well, one day when I'm in a movie with her, that's when I'll meet her. Yeah. Why force it on her now? Right. Why bother her dating? Right. But I see Fat Joe and I was like, it's the it's the Knicks. Like I'm saying hi to Fat Joe. But then as he's coming towards me and he's coming towards me with his click. Yeah. Like he rolls with a click.

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569.073 - 577.868 Paige DeSorbo

do you think he came up with the name Fat Joe or do you think someone was like great question Joe well this is the thing as he's walking towards me I'm like

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578.152 - 597.754 Unknown

I don't feel like I should call him Fat Joe. I feel like I don't like speaking about people's bodies. So then I just go, hi, Mr. Joe. But that's my move, you guys. I've done it before. It works. They love it. I did it to Rick Ross. I said, hi, Mr. Ross. Wait, where did you run into Rick Ross?

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598.574 - 625.472 Paige DeSorbo

At some Hampton party once. Did you see that they had DJ Khaled on the... Well, DJ Khaled, he's everywhere. Okay, as someone who doesn't give a fuck about sports. Is DJ Khaled a New Yorker? No, he's a Miami Heat fan. When I saw that last night on the TV, I was like, why the hell would they let DJ Khaled sit on the court? Well, maybe he just paid for it. No, but the Knicks have been really...

625.975 - 652.089 Paige DeSorbo

strict about who's on the court and what celebrities are at the next game. You have to be like a hardcore. Tracy Morgan, Ben Stiller. Wait, did you see the thing that Jennifer Lopez said? Oh, yeah. That was like, you're only a New Yorker if you're born here. This is my thing with J-Lo. She loves a villain arc. I actually did watch her new movie on Netflix. Stop moving your tongue like that. What?

652.389 - 652.489

Yeah.

653.498 - 656.003 Paige DeSorbo

You were just moving your tongue. Yes, stop.

656.063 - 680.67 Unknown

While I was talking. Wait, I did not. Am I becoming like a crazy old person who doesn't know what my limbs are doing at all times? Wait. So I see Fat Joe. I say, hi, Mr. Joe, in front of all of his friends. Yeah. And then I just go to dab him up. Pat was there. Pat saw it. And he looks at me and he just dabs my ass up. And then... Did you hug?

Chapter 5: What is the significance of New Yorkers being nicer lately?

1335.323 - 1338.186 Unknown

Who knows? Who knows? But I was like, okay, I'll just start from season three.

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1338.206 - 1340.147 Paige DeSorbo

You watched it in a crazy format.

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1340.167 - 1357.063 Unknown

A crazy format, because I felt like if I watched it this way, I wasn't actually watching it. Yeah, you're tricking yourself into it. So I was like, I'll finish watching what Paige put on. And then I was like, well, that doesn't make sense, so I'm going to go to the season before that. So I finally, last night, was like, okay, none of this makes sense, because I'm watching it in reverse.

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1357.083 - 1377.287 Unknown

Let me go to season one. Let's just watch season one. episode one and i finally committed i need to like write whitney levitt a handwritten note also demi is so hard to say i want to say demi so bad but i think you can i respect your culture yeah no one was mad at demi at all in the first season yeah no

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1377.267 - 1387.49 Paige DeSorbo

No, because they hated Whitney so much, and then it immediately flip-flopped. No, it's some of the best reality TV.

1388.051 - 1403.056 Unknown

But the edit is so clear to me. There's this moment where... You could tell Whitney has a reason she doesn't like Taylor. And you're allowed to be hurt and not like someone? Well, because Whitney really... She's not fake.

1403.156 - 1418.539 Paige DeSorbo

Because they are all Mormon and a lot of them are married and love their husbands, Whitney, I think, takes her marriage, not even the religion aspect, I think she takes her marriage the most seriously. of all the other girls.

1418.579 - 1421.024 Unknown

So the girls are like, I will divorce tomorrow if you let me.

1421.044 - 1428.318 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah, which I love that too. I love that too. But I feel like she, her and her husband, I feel like they really do love each other.

Chapter 6: What are the hosts' thoughts on celebrity encounters in New York?

1578.311 - 1578.672 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah.

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1579.133 - 1595.346 Unknown

But then also the fact that, like, Whitney just kept – crying and like feeling misunderstood and like running away like the fact that people saw that and were like fuck her she's evil it's just the masses can be asses

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1597.874 - 1621.779 Paige DeSorbo

You heard it here first. The masses can be asses. Well, yeah, also, like, there's something really dark that people that you don't know have the power to, like, change your reputation from year to year. Like, Whitney went from the most hated to then, like, okay, semi-hated to then the most loved. And she's the same person. And she's the same person throughout the whole thing.

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1621.939 - 1623.601 Paige DeSorbo

And so that's, like, really mental.

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1623.761 - 1634.178 Unknown

I didn't watch season two. She definitely... Stop talking, right? A little bit, yeah. Period. Cool. I guess I'm not going to get it. I guess every time I talk, it's going to be a thing. So I'm going to stop talking.

1634.438 - 1638.826 Paige DeSorbo

So really, there's such a lack of critical thinking skills from a lot of people.

1638.966 - 1658.213 Unknown

But yeah, I love revisiting things that in the moment, everyone jumped on the bandwagon. I hate a bandwagon. Yeah, you do. The second I see it, I'm like, I can't support this bandwagon. I don't even know what happened, and I'm like, I don't like this bandwagon. It's like when people see a line outside, and they're like, it must be good. I'm going to wait in that line.

1658.473 - 1673.832 Paige DeSorbo

Those are psychotic people. Yeah, but I don't believe the line. I don't think I've ever met someone that's waited in a line like that. Next time you see a bandwagon or a line, think twice, okay? That's how we're going to... Wait, I have a question for you, because this came up in just my daily life last night, and then I was like, oh, I wonder what Hannah does.

1673.812 - 1695.217 Paige DeSorbo

How do you organize, like, your day? Like, your to-do list for the day? I have a notes app that says shit to do. Like the iPhone notes app or you have a separate notes app. Okay. And you, do you have like a, an everyday one? I have like, this is a to do list and it's literally just for today.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts organize their daily tasks and to-do lists?

2056.063 - 2079.658 Paige DeSorbo

I was like, ow. I think I cried about it at like 17. Like, police. Let me get my belly button pierced. Don't pierce their lip. Do you remember the girls were piercing their lip? No, you are a real New Yorker. Yeah. New York girls. They had crazy piercings. One time I did buy like a fake tongue ring. Cause you're a freak. Yeah. And I loved it. But like, I was like, I'm going to choke and die.

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2079.908 - 2104.937 Paige DeSorbo

because it was like a suction cup yeah i wore it like to one night out and i was like it's not who i am like i want to be her but it's just like it's not who i am no girls would have like one lip ring and it looked so uncomfortable i was like how do you speak how do you do anything but it was like they committed to the bit you know what i never liked like i didn't mind a nose ring but i never understood when girls would get like their eyebrow pierced

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2104.917 - 2111.006 Paige DeSorbo

Like, that always freaked me out. I was like, oh, you're mischievous. You're cool. Yeah, like, you stay out.

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2111.267 - 2118.718 Unknown

Do you know what I would do now if I was 22? What? I would shave part of my eyebrow. Like, a line in my eyebrow. Why?

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2118.738 - 2143.963 Paige DeSorbo

Why do you have to be 22? You get to. Yeah. you get to be any age you want you totally do you can be any age you want but we are of the age where now like i'll put an outfit on i'm like it's a little too young for me i know same which is weird i went to a club on friday night and i was and i put an outfit on and i was like No, I can't wear that to a club. What'd you wear? I wore sheer.

2147.228 - 2151.796 Paige DeSorbo

I wore... Wait, I didn't even tell you this. No, you saw my TikTok. Yeah. Oh, wait, no.

2152.637 - 2160.629 Unknown

You were waiting to announce that you're woman of the week. I'm woman of the week. Can you... I actually saw it and I was like, I'm saving it. Tell me in depth, like details.

2160.649 - 2170.664 Hannah Berner

I have these black sheer capris from Magda Boutram, but they're like regular pants. Like they have like a zipper and like a button, but they're completely sheer.

2170.985 - 2192.456 Paige DeSorbo

And they give you these like black granny panties to like basically wear with them. I lost the underwear that goes with the pants. And I was like, you could have Instacarted underpants. It didn't even cross my mind because I had to leave in like 20 minutes. Got it. So I was like, okay. And I wasn't there at the time because I would have given you options.

Chapter 8: What experiences do the hosts share about getting massages?

2604.203 - 2605.305 Unknown

Apparently she has.

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2605.946 - 2606.607 Paige DeSorbo

Oh, she has now.

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2606.627 - 2610.073 Unknown

I do think, like, everyone's giggling about it, and I'm like, this isn't funny.

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2610.796 - 2624.201 Paige DeSorbo

This is not a joke. No, it's not funny. No, it's not funny at all. It's actually not funny because she has two kids. She has two kids. She's been married before. Multiple times. And not one man has given her an orgasm.

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2624.221 - 2628.409 Unknown

And they were joking, like, take this toy home. And she's like, I'm like, no, take the toy home.

2628.429 - 2629.492 Paige DeSorbo

No, literally take it.

2630.113 - 2631.876 Unknown

And figure it out.

2631.856 - 2638.185 Paige DeSorbo

Also, her exes must be so embarrassed. If I'm any of her ex-boyfriends, I'm changing my name.

2638.205 - 2651.866 Unknown

What if she literally has orgasmed and she just loves making all her exes look bad? She brings a guy on and she's like, couldn't orgasm with him. I love that then. I love being obsessed with the show like 10 years after everyone's obsessed with it.

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