Paige DeSorbo

Sorry.

Hannah, I nearly fell off my chair.

why did you wear the same outfit from 10 a.m to 10 p.m today no she literally was that tiktok being like i love her but like but she's amazing but like sorry i just i love her but she like is the problem like and i'm like no i'm obsessed with her but it was cunt no it totally was also

I spent a pretty penny on that windbreaker.

Let her get out there.

Let her see the town.

Let her be photographed on other bodies.

You know what's funny is because the pictures from the brunch, the same DM that I kept getting was like, why do you and Hannah look alike at the brunch?

And I truly feel like we're morphing into the same person a little bit.

It's almost like when you look like your dog.

Wait, okay.

Oh, I was going to say, mind you, it's like 15 minutes.

I was like, step on it, my friend's alone.

My friend's in danger.

The amount of small talk that I had to do, honestly, the only way I could describe it is I felt...

like I went to visit my friend's college for the weekend and this was the first Friday night party and you were bringing me around being like this is my friend she goes to a different school but like she's here for the weekend so like have fun and like you guys have seen her around like yeah you're like you've definitely like seen her on my Instagram like

Like, no, she doesn't go here, but like she's really fun.

She's my friend.

Well, you and I are very different that when we get into a situation that's like overstimulating or like a lot of things happening, I get more reserved and quiet and you get louder and talk.

The what?