Paige DeSorbo

Anyhow, since we're on like a little bit of a celebrity like gossip sesh right now, Timothy and Kylie.

I can't get enough.

I'm obsessed.

Oh, then like kissing at the Knicks game.

Did you see her with like her her digital camera?

Just like taking pics, having just like being a girl at a basketball game.

She is me when I'm with a man at a sporting event because I'm like, I don't care.

I don't give a flying fuck.

That's when you know you really love someone when like the things that they like that you don't care about.

You get excited to watch them be excited to like have fun.

And I'm like, OK, if you're dating a guy and you find his hobbies to be like, well, there's so much nuance in that.

There's nuance.

There's nuance there.

And I can't make up.

I actually can't make a blanket statement, which is what I usually like to do on things that I don't know much about.

Wait, my friend Katie had a baby literally yesterday and I went to send I was like, oh, I have to send like something something to the house for her to get home.

It's a very weird feeling when your friend texts you and is like, hey, baby's here.

The eagle has landed.

You're like, are they staying?

And so I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, I'm like, I'm like, what should I send to the house for the baby?