Paige DeSorbo

It's a very weird feeling when your friend texts you and is like, hey, baby's here.

The eagle has landed.

You're like, are they staying?

And so I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, I'm like, I'm like, what should I send to the house for the baby?

And then I realized she's a small baby, my friend.

Like I'm like, so I sent her a Lola blanket because I was like, no, Katie is the small baby who they just made give birth.

It's also funny because it's like I've been friends with Katie for like over 10 years now.

And she sent me a picture of her baby.

And in my head, I was like, I know that you love him more than me now.

Another thing I just want to say to like about this past weekend, traveling to the West Coast is just in itself like a whole thing.

And I'm not even like saying anything.

I'm just saying about traveling in general.

Whether you're traveling on a train, a plane, a bus, or whatever, wherever you are in your journey, I don't think serving fish is ever appropriate.

Ever.

Are you talking about shrimp?

In any capacity.

If you're on Delta, they're trying to push shrimp on you.

If you're on JetBlue... I literally got on a JetBlue flight, and they said, do you want a trout crostini?

I said...

I literally looked at this man and I said, does anyone want a trout crostini on here?