Paige DeSorbo

And I had my period and I apologize.

You know what it is?

It's that you can find a problem with everything in this life.

And three weeks out of the four, I don't.

I choose the high road.

But that one week I'm PMSing, I'm like, and that's wrong, and that's wrong, and I'm annoyed.

You know when men are like, women can't run the country because they PMS, and they'll just blow somewhere up and get into a fight with some country.

I do feel like that about myself, though.

I thought you were going to say something empowering.

I thought you were going to be like, you go, keep me away from the nuclear weapons.

Because you know what?

If I was the president and someone pissed me off,

You know, here's the thing, though.

I would have a lot of AIDS.

My mom would be the first line of defense of Paige.

I think that's an extreme decision.

So I'm not worried.

But sometimes when I hear people say that about women, I'm like,

I do do crazy shit when I have my period.

You know, do you know I wanted to be president when I was little?