Chapter 1: What humorous updates do the hosts share about their lives?
Sup, gigglers.
Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed.
I mean, the day just got away from me.
hello my guillotine gigglers violent for no reason um quick mormon update apparently the girls in the new mormon show aren't all mormon so people were like telling me that and i was like how was i supposed to know it's called the new mormon show
yeah is this a new segment we have weekly it's like updating the mormon community our mormon correspondents are in my dms and then macy from the other mormon show dm me it was like hi girly we have to play tennis so i'm in with all the tennis reality girls finally because everyone's like make friends with macy and i'm like i'm 34 i don't know how to make new friends and i said hi my love did you wait did she play tennis
She's like really good at tennis and her sister's really good at tennis. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Because I get a lot of like, hey, Sansa plays tennis. And I'm like, okay, let's see. That's so funny because my DMs are like, hey, I get UTIs all the time too. We have such different DMs. We have such different interactions with people.
But I feel like page-coded girls are up in my DMs, like, keeping me, like, page. I hate that. They're trying to lend a helping hand. Yeah. So I get both. They're empathic.
oh god um actually i got a really funny dm from a giggler because sometimes gigglers would be like this would be a funny bit like you should talk about it and they said what do you do when a guy's talking dirty to you dirty to you in bed and you like can't really hear what he said yeah like you can't say what because yeah no that's the worst thing
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts handle awkward moments in relationships?
And I was like, oh my God. What'd they write an article about? Okay, Page Six wrote an article about how I said Khloe Kardashian's perfume is the best perfume I've ever smelled. And then Khloe commented it and it was like, oh my God, this is like so nice or something. And then I see the gigglers being like, it's a hair mist. The one time I like say I like something and I like messed it up.
Page six needs to get something else needs to happen on reality TV. Like, come on. Well, they also like to take things factually when it's it's full of it's a bit. It's full of a bit. You can't just take half of the bit and post it somewhere. Again, this is my personal diary. Well, shout out to Clo-Clo. We love you. No, and I'm sure her perfumes are amazing. She is a celebrity.
Like, you know, when you look at a celebrity and you're like, Like Claire Danes, you look at a celebrity and you're like, there's something about you that I'm scared of and I don't want to be on your bad side. When I look at Khloe Kardashian, there's something about her that I'm like, I bet your house smells so good. I know that for a fact.
There's just something about her where I'm like, I bet she smells so phenomenal. Well, I watched her. I rewatch her Netflix show where they organize her house. Oh, wow. Oh, and she's like, they basically were like, we don't even have to be here because Chloe's already insanely organized, but we're going to organize her organized house.
And when I'm bored and don't want to clean my own house, which is every day, I'll watch organization shows. It's like my version of porn. It's like, I can't do that, but let's watch people who can. Or like it's your version of like a motivational speaker. Yep. And then I never start the business. It's your Tony Robbins. Where has he been? People don't talk about him enough. Good. Go to sleep.
I feel like there was like a time like in the early 2000s, late 90s, where there was like a lot of male motivational speakers. Well, there still are. Now they're podcasters. He has a podcast for sure. Yeah, that's true. I want to bring back the word baloney. Like when someone is like, just like full of baloney. It's baloney. Someone says something baloney. That's baloney.
Do you remember in high school? Say baloney again. My story is about baloney. Spell it. B. a no okay there's no b a even i wouldn't have said there's the italian version and then the american version baloney is b l b a l o n e y american but the italian is b o l o g n a baloney i'm gonna fact check that one How did you spell your Italian version? B-O-L-O-G-N-A. No, you said B-A.
No, the American was B-A. No, none of them in no version ever is it B-A. Okay, how do you spell bologna? B-O-L-O. It's B-A. What are you Googling? I didn't. I saw. Well, we just had an alphabet face-off on Giggly Squad. Look, don't tell me to spell shit because I actually am good at spelling. Why does it keep becoming a bolognese? Because you're hungry.
Whatever. Okay.
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Chapter 3: What are the experiences shared about microneedling procedures?
I thought you were going to say something empowering. I thought you were going to be like, you go, keep me away from the nuclear weapons. Because you know what? If I was the president and someone pissed me off, You know, here's the thing, though. I would have a lot of AIDS. My mom would be the first line of defense of Paige. I think that's an extreme decision. So I'm not worried.
But sometimes when I hear people say that about women, I'm like, I do do crazy shit when I have my period. You know, do you know I wanted to be president when I was little? Like I wanted to be the first female president. And then I realized later in life that I don't want to be a liar. Only men can do that. Yeah. Like men are good politicians because they lie and they're fake.
Yeah, here's the thing. You can never be fake. It's actually so annoying. It's actually ruined... A lot of... Wait, can I please... Ever since then, a TikTok comes up of a clip of you on a reality TV show. And there was one where someone was like, Paige's ability to not speak at certain times needs to be studied. And I actually, as a student of the game...
rewatched this and was like how many times would I have taught a film but this is the thing when I would be there with you I'd be like, is she spacing out? Like, how is she not saying anything? I didn't realize that you're playing chess while I'm out here playing checkers and you're waiting for the confessional to give the tea. You're writing notes in your head, one-liners.
But Paige, how are you in a scenario watching something and you just let it happen without speaking up? I know a clip that you're talking about and I remember that moment. Why didn't you speak up? I hate to break it to you. I was spacing out during that.
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And you want to know exactly what it was? I had just gotten my eyelashes done and I hated them. Okay. And they were poke. There was parts that were poking me in my eye. And so I know through that entire conversation, I caught the tail end because I was. I was like, I know for a fact that my eyelashes look ridiculous.
People love cutting up clips of your reactions to things, being like, Paige knows. And I'm like, no, she was thinking about completely other things. Look, I'm never going against good PR, honey. And I'm not trying to expose you because sometimes it is what it is. Sometimes I will be knowing things. Sometimes you do. Sometimes. A lot of times you are. No, sometimes I do. I am a witch.
Like, I do feel things. We'd film like a whole day and you wouldn't say a word. Yeah. If you weren't in the mood.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss the complexities of dating and friendships?
I'm about to make my hot water with lemon before I go to get my microneedling. I'm having the most page morning of page morning. I give Kitty a kiss. I give her some food. We're having a time. I walk in the kitchen and I'm like, it's a little warm. Hannah, I left the stove on the entire night. Wait, isn't that like how you die? Yeah, I could have blown up.
No, but also from the CO2, don't you have like a thing, alarm to go off? Oh, like carbon monoxide? Yeah, carbon monoxide poisoning. Oh, now you're going to be Googling side effects of carbon monoxide poisoning. But is carbon monoxide fire? So anyway, don't leave your oven on. It's really, really, really unsafe.
this is why you don't cook okay now i'm like do i have to air out the whole yes open but i feel like if you were gonna die from carbon dioxide it would happen last night like i feel like if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger
like now you're like spider-man like you could probably like grow walls now or something you know those women whose like husbands try to poison them but they don't do enough so it's like their body just like absorbs it like i feel like i'm the type of woman that like a man would have to try and kill me like so many different times it'd be like a funny movie like every time i just like weirdly get out of it
or you'd be like i think i fixed something suddenly i've had more energy i've ever had before right like they inject me and i'm like i was actually testosterone deficient there was a documentary shoot where was it i think it was argentina I think it was Argentina about this old lady who, Oh my God, she started killing all her friends because she started her own Ponzi scheme.
Oh, that's what everything's coming together. What we've been talking about today. And, um, she basically get them to lend her money. And then she, she started Ponzi scheme within her tea club, um, Like her Mahjong group, basically. She got them all to lend her money. And then once they started saying like, hey, can I have my money back? She would poison them and kill them.
But they're like all like 80. So the first one dies and everyone's like, yeah, an 80 person died. And then...
two weeks later another one of them dies because she like fell and everyone's like r.i.p and then a third one dies and no one thinks of anything but then finally they start to realize that every old person who died is owed um she owes money to and she was literally like putting little bits of stuff in their tea and killing all her friends
oh my god yeah but she still says it wasn't her because they don't actually have the evidence but they're like three old ladies who were in your coffee club eating biscuits with you you owe them all 20 grand and they're all dead and she's like this is recent or like this is an older documentary this is like it was 20 years ago when it happened oh so she's dead I think she might still be alive.
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Chapter 5: What insights do they provide on the topic of women's empowerment?
Your point was valid. That was the ultimate friendship because at first I felt like it was like listening to two people have sex. I was like, I feel wrong about this. And then I was like, she needs me. Like, this is an opportunity. It's so funny because in the beginning I was nervous. I was like embarrassed. I was like, and Hannah can probably hear this.
And then 10 minutes into it, I was like, and I hope she's listening.
Yeah.
Because I feel like that was a great line that she would appreciate. Also, as my best friend, nothing feels better than like hearing your best friend. Stand up for herself. Yeah. You're like, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, go harder. Go harder. And then you want to jump in. I'm like, tag me, bitch. Tag me. Anyway, I also have to apologize to the Academy for one last thing.
I've been doing this thing back to my headphones where like you ever go on a Zoom and like you can't hear the person. You're like, I can't hear you. And you get all frustrated and you're like, they're clearly wrong. And then you realize the whole time that your thing wasn't plugged in. And then you have to pretend that you like clicked something crazy to make it work.
I do that too often to people. i've done it to you raise your hand if you've been personally victimized on a zoom by me being like can't hear you fix your side yeah i've been personally victimized on a zoom more than once in one day by you like wait why are zooms so chaotic i feel like i've gotten on a zoom and you've been like no makeup today got it okay
I walked into two separate meetings today, one in person, one not. And I literally was Elle Woods being like, I wasn't aware there was an assignment. Actually, I'm unprepared for both of these things. That just happened to me. I went to a meeting and they go, did you get the slides? And I said...
no normalized being like no fuck i didn't look at it like but then normalized being like i didn't get the slides let's reschedule this i'm not about to just do this meeting to do this meeting if i didn't have the proper information And sometimes, moral of today's episode, you don't have the proper information. Sometimes you were not. Nobody prepped you. No one prepped you properly.
Wait, the Elwood scene when she goes, did you read the book?
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