Paige DeSorbo

I still don't know how to send invisible ink texts.

People don't talk about, if you're talking to a friend, like what your usual medium is to talk and then they FaceTime you, you're like, oh.

This is serious.

like i've never facetimed you over work stuff yeah or like a group talk i think that's grace that goes through grace i think you snapchatted me a couple months ago it's actually crazy in the year 2026 like okay we could say that we've been addicted to our phones for how many years

When do you think your addiction really started?

10 years ago?

So I feel like I've had like a full, I would say, yeah, probably around the same time, like 20, whenever I started, like graduated college and then started like working.

I kind of feel like we should do it like once a month for a week, like legitimately not go on any social media except for like Pinterest.

Yeah.

Maybe I should do something fun.

Like, I was like, what other hobbies can I do?

Can you tell them the story?

Okay.

You know that like crazy guy that does like the looks maxing and he's like 20 years old and he like takes meth.

Glamazon or something.

No, like, literally.

But it's not.

It's not clavicle.

But it's, like, that.

Clavicular.